Krow is the king of kings because his comic really speaks to me, both of them. In one, there is Tom. When I feel sad sometimes, I think of Tom. Tom has to live with a Satanic being, and he can't find a girlfriend, and he can't tell his life from movies. That and he's an everquest arms dealer, and I used to play Dark Age of Camelot.
Then there's Krakow 2.0. Funny thing is, my best friend is a 26 year old woman. If only I could go on some big adventure with her featuring Nazi doctors, big breasted nurses and crazy thugs. I wouldn't ever mind loosing my arm. "I never want to leave your side, mistress!" Then again, that could also apply to Piro/Yuuki from (formerly funny) megatokyo.
I just hope Krakow doesn't degenerate like Exploitation Now and Megatokyo.
My life is a story written by H.P. Lovecraft, but without all the tentacles.