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Postby **SN0tFaCE** on Thu Mar 07, 2002 10:48 pm

hi people. this site rocks dont; u think.
heres a joke.. if you're really touchy when it comes to racism LEAVE RIGHT NOW,

actually, i better not say anythin, in case the guy who made this site rips my head off. see ya people. if you have any good HAPPY jokes. paste em here.

SNot.

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Postby Zacc on Fri Mar 08, 2002 3:29 am

Heyy....I'm not that kind of guy that has even enough strengh to rip people's head off. :grin:

wht ws the joke about..? :confused:
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Postby Lil Kitten on Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:02 am

Yeah, I'd kinda like to hear it, too.

*has a blonde joke and hopes that no one here is blonde*

How do you drown a blonde?
























Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!!! :razz:

*giggles*
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Postby Zacc on Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:22 am

Ummm... Eve? Where is your joke? :? Kinda want to hear it but... It's been so long! I feel like I'm the only one here! :grin:

Okay, here's a joke, but I want poeple to guess the answer.

5 idiots are looking for a job. They take a job in taxi driving. Why is their job a failure?
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Postby Lil Kitten on Fri Mar 29, 2002 9:55 am

Why is their job a failure?

I have no idea.

...

I have another one. (Sorry, it's another blonde one.)

How do you get a one-handed blonde out of a tree?





Wave at her.

*bursts into hysterical laughter*
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Postby Zacc on Sat Apr 13, 2002 4:29 am

Haha, nice one. Although I don't get it. :grin: Sorry!

Okay, their job was a failure because:
All 5 idiots sat in the same taxi, so there was no space for the customer! :grin: Hahaha!
Okay, that's not funny.

And, then. Here's the 2nd part.

The 5 idiots decide to open a car-repairing shop. why wasn't there any customers this time, too?
Please give a try and tell me what you think the answer is. ^_^
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Postby Melancholy Chinese on Tue Apr 16, 2002 10:15 am

WARNING WARNING

SICK JOKE

DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE DELICATE SENSIBILITIES

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A man and a girl walk into a dark forest.

"I'm scared," says the little girl.

"You're scared?" says the guy, "I'm the one who has to come out of here alone."

Bada boom.
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Postby Lil Kitten on Wed Apr 17, 2002 10:45 am

The whole idea behind the joke was that the blonde is so stupid that she's wave back to you. And... Teehee, she only has one hand!!! So, she'd fall!!!!!

*laughs*

Get it now?
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Another joke!

Postby Zacc on Sun Jun 02, 2002 3:57 am

There was once a monster, who owned a land of precious flowers. Many people wanted to get inside his land to get that flower, but the monster only knew how to say "no". Every question was rejected with "no". But one day, traveller came and asked him a question. The monster straight away gave him access to his land. What do you think the question was?












"Mind if I enter your land?"

Ain't this a lame joke?! Gwahahahahah... ^_^
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Well....

Postby Zacc on Thu Aug 29, 2002 11:36 pm

Well, y'know, the forum's dead.
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Postby Melancholy Chinese on Thu Sep 19, 2002 1:33 pm

Meh. All is vanity.
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Postby Aero on Sun Oct 13, 2002 8:58 am

I like those little cheese balls.....
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huh?

Postby Zacc on Fri Oct 18, 2002 5:15 am

yeah, I like em too. What cheese balls?
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Postby Aero on Sat Oct 19, 2002 5:06 pm

My mom buys a generatic brand and they're just called Cheese balls... but I love them
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