hey kids! i talked to the national guard this afternoon and i have decided it is not for me. if i was in the army i would have no guitar, no hen twins, and no sex...well no guitar or hen twins was enough for me. i will just have to find some other way to pay for college...YOU CAN HELP! SEND YOUR SPUTNIK COLLEGE DONATIONS TO 6844 MOSS LN...
-your servent,sputnik