*Goes over to the bar and orders a a bucket of something the others can't identify. He throws it on the walls, and the stains disappear like magic!
Jamie!: What is that?
Sworder2: The grease from a school cafeteria's deep frier. I figured if it can eat through intestinal lining, it can eat through anything!
Joe's like, the complete opposite of everything that's my hero...but I like him anyway, just because he's Joe.