The rest of the class made me look like a liberal. Most students said that it had no value whatsoever, that ethnic jokes are fine, the like.
I sat there in wonder. I'm in college. In MASSACHUSETTS.
God REALLY messed up when he made the Black people.
Well, just LOOK at them! All dark and toasted and with very curly hair and...
Well, they came out just too well-done.
God REALLY messed up when he made the White people.
Well, just LOOK at them! All white and blonde and pale and pasty tall and skinny and...
Well, they came out just too medium-rare.
When God made us Brown people, He got us juuuuuuuuuust right!!
Wanderwolf wrote:I sometimes feel sorry for Coyote. If you go back to the oldest stories, it's his job to remember the things nobody wants to remember; to know the things nobody wants to think about; to understand what nobody understands.
Tbolt wrote:Coming from a "pasty underdone" white, I find both stories amusing J.A.M., Wanderwolf ! =^^=
My favorite "racist" joke came from the "Ripping Friends" program.
The Ripping brothers are all white, except for one of obvious african descent.
The villain was fleeing in a "Flesh colored helicopter" The first three brothers agreed to the vehicle's description, but the fourth dissented:
"That's not flesh color! That's some pinkish, tan color!"
He produces a Hershey's bar and holds it up to his face for emphasis.
"Now this, this is flesh color!"
I love that joke, different perspectives can be fun!
Why do we have to use physical differences as an excuse to beat each other up?
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