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[Squeaky Bunny]

There's a better way. Use Wildcard to remove the tar... AND their fur.

However, shaving them bald would probably be the easiest way to get the tar out.. Not to mention having the temporary but lasting effect of making the pranksters the laughing stock of the community until there fur grew back out.

I didn't mean *shaving* them bald. I was referring to Wildcard's ability to come up with a spell that's random, yet somehow suited to the situation. They'd still have their fur removed, just not by shaving with a *blade*.

You mean Rahan would have a Nair-o escape, but only if he has the Nads.

[Jaydub]

Why everyone is so worried about getting the pitch off the fur? Just think of it as a whole body bikini wax.

Rahan gets what he deserves.

[Sharuuk]

I have a 5 gal bucket of roofing tar that is always soft unless it's really cold, and is nearly liquid in the summer heat.

That's probably an asphalt emulsion in water. It can be painted on with a roller and when it dries, it's just like the stuff that was applied hot. It's also used to seal basements, on the outside, before the dirt is filled in. You can wash it off while it's wet, but when it dries it's there to stay.

Not this stuff.....it wasn't liquid enough for a roller.....more like semi-thick plaster that you used a trowel to spread......during the hotter summer months, it was just much easier to spread but still wasn't truely liquid. And it doesn't wash off with soap and water.

What Rahan and his fellow brain doners had was clearly a "splashable" liquid.

S'aaruuk

[EdBecerra]

You mean Rahan would have a Nair-o escape, but only if he has the Nads.

*hands da Bunny his trophy cup for bad puns, 1987*

You deserve this more than I.

[EdBecerra]

Why everyone is so worried about getting the pitch off the fur? Just think of it as a whole body bikini wax.

Rahan gets what he deserves.

Because while naked humans are bad (unless they're cute girls!), naked raccoons are worse. My cat had to be shaved recently, she was seriously ill and required a number of IV's in various places, and she HATED it. Nuthin' but loose, wrinkley skin. Took her the better part of a month to regrow her fur, and she was yowling about it every day of that month.

[Madmoonie]

Why everyone is so worried about getting the pitch off the fur? Just think of it as a whole body bikini wax.

Rahan gets what he deserves.

Because while naked humans are bad (unless they're cute girls!), naked raccoons are worse. My cat had to be shaved recently, she was seriously ill and required a number of IV's in various places, and she HATED it. Nuthin' but loose, wrinkley skin. Took her the better part of a month to regrow her fur, and she was yowling about it every day of that month.

Hands down, the most hideous creature I have EVER seen: the hairless cat from Egypt. Man, those things are UGLY!

[Anthony Lion]

Not this stuff.....it wasn't liquid enough for a roller.....more like semi-thick plaster that you used a trowel to spread......during the hotter summer months, it was just much easier to spread but still wasn't truely liquid. And it doesn't wash off with soap and water.

What Rahan and his fellow brain doners had was clearly a "splashable" liquid.

A Wood tar type of product maybe?
(Not certain exactly what it is caleld in English)
When you heat 'fatty' types of wood for a prolonged period(but no burning) you end up with charcoal and a black liquid which is good for protecting wooden structures.
The consistency is about the same as a thin paint, so it splashes real easily...

[Squeaky Bunny]

Why everyone is so worried about getting the pitch off the fur? Just think of it as a whole body bikini wax.

Rahan gets what he deserves.

Because while naked humans are bad (unless they're cute girls!), naked raccoons are worse. My cat had to be shaved recently, she was seriously ill and required a number of IV's in various places, and she HATED it. Nuthin' but loose, wrinkley skin. Took her the better part of a month to regrow her fur, and she was yowling about it every day of that month.

A friend had a cat who got an infection from the scratches he got from fighting with another cat. I won't say exactly where, but the vet had completely shaved his rear end bald to put in the stitches.

For the next month or so whenever anyone was around, that cat would either hide, stick himself out part way in the room so you could only see his front half, or walk sideways always facing you so you wouldn't see his bald bumm.

[Anthony Lion]

Well...

Cats have dignity, unlike certain dumpster-divers...