Butt Nekkid

Mike Fang · Post by **Mike Fang** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:39 pm

Ohh yeah, that's parents for you.

Bengaley · Post by **Bengaley** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:02 am

Bwhahahahahaha!

Hilarious...

TGIF · Post by **TGIF** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:11 am

They may be laughing now, but the evening isn't over yet.

If I was Quentyn, I wouldn't relax until I heard what they said once they finished laughing.

TGIF

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:41 am

TGIF wrote:They may be laughing now, but the evening isn't over yet.

If I was Quentyn, I wouldn't relax until I heard what they said once they finished laughing.
TGIF

But that's just the point TGIF.....they're LAUGHING! That usually means that they're not all that PO'd. Who knows what embellishments and "inhancements" Squidge added in the telling of the tale? The fact that he's home, safe, sound and no worse the wear for what he's been through, Ma and Pa are quite relieved. They'll hear him out as to what the fishwraps didn't tell......and he'll probably tell all of it.

I'm going to be more interested in Pa's, and to a lesser degree Ma's reaction to the censure. And I wonder if Gilder is going to have a 'problem' on his hands now.

S'aaruuk

Traxer · Post by **Traxer** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:28 am

So much for the continuing line of serious twists. I haven't laughed so much since...well...the nekkid twist...

Or was there something else.

Oy. Such a classic.

Traxer 8)

Jwrebholz · Post by **Jwrebholz** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:44 am

I know my parents wouldn't have reacted this well if I'd been in as much trouble as Quentyn was.

I'm fairly certain that if I wound up in jail for what he'd gotten into, my stuff would be packed up on the front steps.

Tom Mazanec · Post by **Tom Mazanec** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:12 am

My cousin ended up in jail for throwing a snowball at an unmarked police car. His parents were out of town, so his aunt had to bail him out.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:15 pm

Tom Mazanec wrote:My cousin ended up in jail for throwing a snowball at an unmarked police car. His parents were out of town, so his aunt had to bail him out.

How frikkin petty is THAT?

If there wasn't a rock or anything in it and it was just a snowball.....JAIL???

What a pile of crap! And the cops have the nerve to bitch that people don't seem to like them very much or want to help them?

S'aaruuk

Tom Mazanec · Post by **Tom Mazanec** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:25 pm

Ironically, that cousin later became a cop. He suffered a heart attack while chasing down a child rapist and died on the operating table twice because he waited too long to seek medical attention. He still has memory problems because of this blood interruption and had to retire on disability (He also had a great story to tell about leaving his cop car in park while he chased a suspect. Only it was in neutral. Rolled down hill, totaled a fire hydrant, bad guy got away...he is still surprised he kept his job.).

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:28 pm

interresting how many times you can technically 'die' and still live to tell the tale.

I don't know which webcomic coined the phrase but I still find it humerous when I remember it "death aint as permenent as it used to be."

Tom Mazanec · Post by **Tom Mazanec** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:34 pm

At work (in a group home) we are instructed to call 911 and go to a hospital if we experience the symptoms of a heart attack or stroke. EVEN IF we are the only staff member on duty and have to leave the residents unsupervised. This is the ONLY time we are allowed to go AWOL and leave the ground with no other staff member present.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:40 pm

Mike Fang wrote:Ohh yeah, that's parents for you.

You ever get the feeling that poor ol' Quenty here gets about as much respect as Rodney Dangerfield did?

S'aaruuk

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:36 pm

Sharuuk Wrote:

You ever get the feeling that poor ol' Quenty here gets about as much respect as Rodney Dangerfield did?

Really? That much? From some of the posts I wonder if they even give him that much.

Kerry Skydancer · Post by **Kerry Skydancer** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:19 pm

Oh, c'mon. Once upon a time, your parents changed your diapers. It's pretty hard to take anyone -too- seriously after that...

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:49 pm

Kerry Skydancer Wrote:

Oh, c'mon. Once upon a time, your parents changed your diapers. It's pretty hard to take anyone -too- seriously after that...

Hey it's a crappy job but someone has to do it.

Ah, Honey could come in here I think our son has a problem.....

Ah, no I don't know how you better come in here....

Planned incompetents works every time.

RDB · Post by **RDB** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:47 pm

Sharuuk wrote:The fact that he's home, safe, sound and no worse the wear for what he's been through, Ma and Pa are quite relieved. They'll hear him out as to what the fishwraps didn't tell......and he'll probably tell all of it.

Including the part about being beaten half to death?

I almost posted at that "I'd rather not remember the next few hours if you don't mind" to ask who was he narrating this to? His diary, a reporter, a guardsman, somebody else, or just part of a first-person narrative?

Ron

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:08 pm

RDB wrote:
Sharuuk wrote:The fact that he's home, safe, sound and no worse the wear for what he's been through, Ma and Pa are quite relieved. They'll hear him out as to what the fishwraps didn't tell......and he'll probably tell all of it.
Including the part about being beaten half to death?

I almost posted at that "I'd rather not remember the next few hours if you don't mind" to ask who was he narrating this to? His diary, a reporter, a guardsman, somebody else, or just part of a first-person narrative?

Ron

As I said, "No worse the wear considering what he's been through and that especially means the beating. If I were in his place.....no, I wouldn't mention the beating....THAT would scare the hell outta Ma, and worry Pa. He's been trying to "explain" all the run-ins with Mulharney, and the harder he's tried to be serious about it, the harder they've been laughing.

As to narrative? A purely WAG here, but quite a few of us have theorized (with no supportive evidence whatsoever) that Quentyn could possibly be telling a protoge' about his life or even a kit or grandkit stories of "The First Questor of Freeman Downs" in his golden years. This could all be being related by a very old and grey Quentyn sitting in a rocking chair next to the fireplace with a passle of kits at his feet and in his lap......we really don't know....but a few of us have posited this line of thought.

S'aaruuk

NydaLynn · Post by **NydaLynn** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:46 am

shyal_malkes wrote:interresting how many times you can technically 'die' and still live to tell the tale.

I don't know which webcomic coined the phrase but I still find it humerous when I remember it "death aint as permenent as it used to be."

Lesse... another quote: "He's not all dead.. just -mostly- dead."

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:36 pm

Kerry Skydancer wrote:Oh, c'mon. Once upon a time, your parents changed your diapers. It's pretty hard to take anyone -too- seriously after that...

I think it would depend on how old you were at the time.

Narnian · Post by **Narnian** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:35 pm

Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Kerry Skydancer wrote:Oh, c'mon. Once upon a time, your parents changed your diapers. It's pretty hard to take anyone -too- seriously after that...
I think it would depend on how old you were at the time.

I remind my kids they can return the favor one day when I am old