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Found this online.
President Coolidge's favorite pet was a raccoon named Rebecca; he built a special house for her, visited her every day, and walked her around the White House on a leash. When the White House was being repaired and President Coolidge and his family moved temporarily, the President worried that Rebecca might get lonely, so he sent a limousine to bring her from the White House to stay with them.

And here is a picture of Rebecca and Grace Collidge.

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Wow! That's neat! :-)

**Imagines a raccoon wearing a red-white-and-blue Uncle Sam hat, marching to Hail to the Chief.**
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Just keep them away from the big red shiny button, THE button. That's for me, and only me. :D
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No...bad Solidus! No button for you!

Alright, who gave hum sugar?!!!
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He doesn't need surgar to be like this, but it isn't that long after Halloween (all that candy on sale). *sudders*
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CHOCOLATE!

I wonde what having a pet raccoon would do for your social life. It sure would be an interesting conversation piece.
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Madmoonie Wrote:
No...bad Solidus! No button for you!
Sure we can give Solidus a shiny Red Button. :D

Here's the link and it only costs $4.99. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/store ... rea=SEARCH
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SolidusRaccoon wrote:And here is a picture of Rebecca and Grace Collidge.
I thought it was a picture of Solidus on a hot date :D
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My dad and family had a pet raccoon when he was a kid. He said they have to be females, the males get ornery as they grow up.
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Yeah. Just look at Solidus for example. *shudders*
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You're darn tootin' I'm ornery. Now I have to go yell at the kids to get off my lawn.
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I thought you were racoon....would not you be on someone else's lawn?
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To an ornery raccoon, it would be his lawn anyway. :P :D
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To an ornery raccoon with Solidus' arsenal ... if he says its his lawn, then its his lawn!!!:o :P :wink:
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Awww, we all know that Solidus is jus a harmless lovable ball of fluff :D

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Tbolt wrote:Awww, we all know that Solidus is jus a harmless lovable ball of fluff :D

(Yes someone has been too deep in the alcoholic marinade)
Innocent and harmless just like the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
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SolidusRaccoon Wrote:
Innocent and harmless just like the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Gee does that mean that 7/8 of your mass is below water?
:o :o :o

The "tip of the iceberg" expression can be explained as follows: Icebergs float because the density of ice (around 900 kg per cubic meter) is lower
than that of seawater (around 1025 kg per cubic meter). The ratio of these densities tells us that 7/8 of the iceberg's mass must be below water.
Usually icebergs are 20% to 30% longer under the water than above and not quite as deep as they are long at the waterline.

Boy your must have a big tail. :lol:
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