Unexpected hazards of the Open Traders.

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Unexpected hazards of the Open Traders.

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Racconan: Excuse me, ma'am, but could I interest you in buying...

Human: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Racconan: Oh! I'm sorry, ma'am! I didn't mean to frighten you!

Human: No, no, it's okay! I'm not scared....you're so kyooot! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Can I take you home?

Racconan: No, really, ma'am, I have to...Hey! Put me down!

Human: Oooooh! You're so cute and fuzzy! I can't wait to show my freinds!
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So this explains how Solidus get's a date.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jaydub wrote:So this explains how Solidus get's a date.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
That, and my chick magnet car, Chicks dig 10 years old Oldsmobile Cutlass Cierra S
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SolidusRaccoon wrote:Chicks dig 10 years old Oldsmobile Cutlass Cierra S
'Tis deftly wielded with one hand, no doubt.

*Pictures Solidus as a dashing rogue.*

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maxgoof wrote:Human: Oooooh! You're so cute and fuzzy! I can't wait to show my freinds!
Florence Ambrose has this same problem with robots.

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CasVeg wrote:*Pictures Solidus as a dashing rogue.*
I've always pictured him as a dashing rug :D
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CasVeg wrote:
maxgoof wrote:Human: Oooooh! You're so cute and fuzzy! I can't wait to show my freinds!
Florence Ambrose has this same problem with robots.
DOGGIE!!!
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I've always pictured him as a megalomaniachal egotistical delusional overagressive extreemly dangerous warmongering universaly dominating local warlord.

but that's just me :D
I still say the doctor did it....

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CasVeg wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:Chicks dig 10 years old Oldsmobile Cutlass Cierra S
'Tis deftly wielded with one hand, no doubt.

*Pictures Solidus as a dashing rogue.*
*pictures Solidus as a pirate wielding a car-shaped sword in one hand*
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CasVeg Wrote:
*Pictures Solidus as a dashing rogue.*
shyal_malkes Wrote:
I've always pictured him as a megalomaniachal egotistical delusional overagressive extreemly dangerous warmongering universaly dominating local warlord.
Gengar003 Wrote:
*pictures Solidus as a pirate wielding a car-shaped sword in one hand*


*pictures Solidus and crawls into the fetus position sucking his thumb crying "make it go away, make it go away"
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It amazes me how far afield these thread drift...

...and how quickly.
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Yes, I totally agree, penguins are rather small.............What?


Solidus is scary.....and I am not the only one picturing Solidus holding a car shaped sword....
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You love me, you really love me!!!!

Step one of my master paln is complete. "The love and adoration of a message board"
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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Of course we love you. In fact, let's all show our adoration with a <i>GROUP HUG!</i>

*Tackles Solidus.*

You're so cute and fuzzy!

*Squeezes squishy soft 'coonie.*

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:-?

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:o "All those in favour of getting away from a place of imminent bloody violence?" *raises hand*

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I'll just.......over there.........yeah....YOINK!
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"I am NOT a cute forest animal!!!"

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This is the character Acheron (pronounced "Ash-eron") from the webcomic Inverloch. Acheron is of a wolf/goat-like race called the Da'kor. The Da'kor supposedly have a reputation of being savage, but Acheron himself happens to look irrisistably cute. Thus, he gets tired of being called a "cute forest animal."

http://www.seraph-inn.com/viewcomic.php?page=25

http://www.seraph-inn.com/gallery.html (Look at the gag strips on this page.)

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