Unexpected hazards of the Open Traders.
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Unexpected hazards of the Open Traders.
Racconan: Excuse me, ma'am, but could I interest you in buying...
Human: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Racconan: Oh! I'm sorry, ma'am! I didn't mean to frighten you!
Human: No, no, it's okay! I'm not scared....you're so kyooot! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Can I take you home?
Racconan: No, really, ma'am, I have to...Hey! Put me down!
Human: Oooooh! You're so cute and fuzzy! I can't wait to show my freinds!
Human: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Racconan: Oh! I'm sorry, ma'am! I didn't mean to frighten you!
Human: No, no, it's okay! I'm not scared....you're so kyooot! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Can I take you home?
Racconan: No, really, ma'am, I have to...Hey! Put me down!
Human: Oooooh! You're so cute and fuzzy! I can't wait to show my freinds!
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"You gotta be loose...relaxed...with your feet apart, and...Ten o'clock. Two o'clock. Quarter to three! Tour jete! Twist! Over! Pas de deux! I'm a little teapot! And the windup...and let 'er fly! The Perfect Cast!" --Goofy
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That, and my chick magnet car, Chicks dig 10 years old Oldsmobile Cutlass Cierra SJaydub wrote:So this explains how Solidus get's a date.
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Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
Re: Unexpected hazards of the Open Traders.
Florence Ambrose has this same problem with robots.maxgoof wrote:Human: Oooooh! You're so cute and fuzzy! I can't wait to show my freinds!
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Re: Unexpected hazards of the Open Traders.
DOGGIE!!!CasVeg wrote:Florence Ambrose has this same problem with robots.maxgoof wrote:Human: Oooooh! You're so cute and fuzzy! I can't wait to show my freinds!
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"You gotta be loose...relaxed...with your feet apart, and...Ten o'clock. Two o'clock. Quarter to three! Tour jete! Twist! Over! Pas de deux! I'm a little teapot! And the windup...and let 'er fly! The Perfect Cast!" --Goofy
"You gotta be loose...relaxed...with your feet apart, and...Ten o'clock. Two o'clock. Quarter to three! Tour jete! Twist! Over! Pas de deux! I'm a little teapot! And the windup...and let 'er fly! The Perfect Cast!" --Goofy
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*pictures Solidus as a pirate wielding a car-shaped sword in one hand*CasVeg wrote:'Tis deftly wielded with one hand, no doubt.SolidusRaccoon wrote:Chicks dig 10 years old Oldsmobile Cutlass Cierra S
*Pictures Solidus as a dashing rogue.*
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CasVeg Wrote:
*pictures Solidus and crawls into the fetus position sucking his thumb crying "make it go away, make it go away"
shyal_malkes Wrote:*Pictures Solidus as a dashing rogue.*
Gengar003 Wrote:I've always pictured him as a megalomaniachal egotistical delusional overagressive extreemly dangerous warmongering universaly dominating local warlord.
*pictures Solidus as a pirate wielding a car-shaped sword in one hand*
*pictures Solidus and crawls into the fetus position sucking his thumb crying "make it go away, make it go away"
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It amazes me how far afield these thread drift...
...and how quickly.
...and how quickly.
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"You gotta be loose...relaxed...with your feet apart, and...Ten o'clock. Two o'clock. Quarter to three! Tour jete! Twist! Over! Pas de deux! I'm a little teapot! And the windup...and let 'er fly! The Perfect Cast!" --Goofy
"You gotta be loose...relaxed...with your feet apart, and...Ten o'clock. Two o'clock. Quarter to three! Tour jete! Twist! Over! Pas de deux! I'm a little teapot! And the windup...and let 'er fly! The Perfect Cast!" --Goofy
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Yes, I totally agree, penguins are rather small.............What?
Solidus is scary.....and I am not the only one picturing Solidus holding a car shaped sword....
Solidus is scary.....and I am not the only one picturing Solidus holding a car shaped sword....
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Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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"I am NOT a cute forest animal!!!"

This is the character Acheron (pronounced "Ash-eron") from the webcomic Inverloch. Acheron is of a wolf/goat-like race called the Da'kor. The Da'kor supposedly have a reputation of being savage, but Acheron himself happens to look irrisistably cute. Thus, he gets tired of being called a "cute forest animal."
http://www.seraph-inn.com/viewcomic.php?page=25
http://www.seraph-inn.com/gallery.html (Look at the gag strips on this page.)

This is the character Acheron (pronounced "Ash-eron") from the webcomic Inverloch. Acheron is of a wolf/goat-like race called the Da'kor. The Da'kor supposedly have a reputation of being savage, but Acheron himself happens to look irrisistably cute. Thus, he gets tired of being called a "cute forest animal."
http://www.seraph-inn.com/viewcomic.php?page=25
http://www.seraph-inn.com/gallery.html (Look at the gag strips on this page.)