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Tales of the Skun Kona Daimh

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:21 am
by Yuoofox
Somewhere in a parallel universe, there exists a world that is quite similar to that of Quentyn and the Rac Cona Daimh. In fact, there is a region known as the Seven Villages there too, and not only that, there is a young lad named Quentyn who also recently became a Questor.

However, there is one major difference: the inhabitants of this Seven Villages are not Racconans. They are of a species called the Skun Kona Daimh, or Skunkonans for short. Like the Racconans, these creatures are just over two-feet tall, they have bushy tails, and they're covered with fur, except that the Skunkonans have a black-and-white striped pattern on their fur. Also, the Skunkonans have been endowed with an amazing invisible power which they call,

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:21 am
by Yuoofox
Now, let

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:48 am
by LoneWolf23k
LMAO!!

Ok... Now I wanna see some real Skun Kona Daim... :P

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:25 am
by Yuoofox
And now, jump forward to the scene where Brother Linnaeus is talking to Deep Green, leader of the Gragum.

Deep Green: "Why should we believe you, Li-nae-us? Why should you not be like the other liars? And even if you speak truth, do you expect us to stand your Skunkonan Musk enough to listen?"

Linnaeus: "Do you see this daisy I wear on my robe? Do you know what it is? It is the mark of the De-Scented. We few carry these, so that others can know of our handicap. The De-Scented can neither sense or emanate Musk."

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:51 pm
by Mwalimu
Outstanding and outrageous. The mental pictures that brings to mind...

Re: Tales of the Skun Kona Daimh

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:13 pm
by SolidusRaccoon
[quote="Yuoofox"]

Prof. Inkling:

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:37 pm
by Bengaley
Now come on...

The French smell nowhere NEAR as bad as the hippies.

..I think. Never met a Frenchperson straight from France, here a generation...

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:26 pm
by The JAM
[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.


Down here, you can SMELL a French or German tourist approaching from a block away, sometimes two if they're upwind.



Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:50 pm
by Yuoofox
I've been reading about the life of Pope John Paul II, and all I can say is, "Wow... Truly amazing..."

Being Protestant, I don't know a whole lot about him, but he seems like someone who truly loves God and loves his neighbors. I wish I had known more about him before now. :cry: Goodbye.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:27 pm
by Sharuuk
Bengaley wrote:Now come on...

The French smell nowhere NEAR as bad as the hippies.

..I think. Never met a Frenchperson straight from France, here a generation...
WOAH!!!! I'll argue MOST VOCIFEROUSLY with you on THAT point! I've lived both in communes and in France.......I'll NEVER go back to France! By comparison, the hippies I knew in the commune would make "Adrian Monk" look like Jack Klugman's "Oscar Madison" from The Odd Couple. :o

The French STINK!!!!! :x Their breath smells like they've been chewing on some kind of turd, and their B.O. is a rancid mix of sweat, wearing-the-same-clothes-for-a-week-straight funk, and cheap industrial strength cologne. :x :x :evil: I have NEVER met more grody or arrogent people in my entire life.

Yes, I've stunk bad enough to chase a buzzard off a gut pile myself. But there's one helluva difference between spending a week in the jungles of VietNam with no facilities and living in the capitol city of the supposedly "cultural jewel" of Europe. These people have not a clue about personal hygiene! Rather than bathe, they'll just slop on some more cologne.....GAAAAAKKKK!

Compared to close proximity of the French, CON FUNK is a stroll thru an orchid greenhouse! :-?

WHEEEEWWW *holds nose just remembering*

Shaaruuk

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:34 pm
by Sharuuk
Something I just thought of since we're on the subject of the stinkin' French.

Ever wonder whether or not it was an accident that the W/B cartoon character "Pepe La Pew" is both a skunk and French? :wink:

Think about it... :lol:

Shaaruuk

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:17 am
by Bengaley
I smell a conspiracy...

...or something, at least. Weeeeoo!

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:20 am
by Aurrin
<_< I'm wondering how this topic got hijacked...

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:50 am
by Sharuuk
Aurrin wrote:<_< I'm wondering how this topic got hijacked...
It hasn't....we're still talking about Skun Kona Daimh......they just have a French accent! :wink:

Shaaruuk

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:36 am
by SolidusRaccoon
Sharuuk wrote:Something I just thought of since we're on the subject of the stinkin' French.

Ever wonder whether or not it was an accident that the W/B cartoon character "Pepe La Pew" is both a skunk and French? :wink:

Think about it... :lol:

Shaaruuk
Heh, well he could have been a frog. :D

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:31 pm
by RHJunior
I concluded long ago that Pepe le Pew is not french.


He can't be.

There are no skunks of his species native to Europe. Skunks are a North American animal.

Therefore, we conclude that he must be from QUEBEC.

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:37 pm
by Yuoofox
I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't like what the last several posts are saying about France and hippies. I'm not trying to say, "You're wrong." I'm sure that there are rude and crude French people in this world, and it's okay to complain about it, but that could easily be the case in any other country or group.

Actually, I was hoping that people would take the Skunkonan idea and use it to write their own completely-silly Tales of the Questor spoofs.

Again, I'm sorry if I'm raining on your parade, but I just didn't like the way things were turning out.

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:32 pm
by LoneWolf23k
RHJunior wrote:I concluded long ago that Pepe le Pew is not french.


He can't be.

There are no skunks of his species native to Europe. Skunks are a North American animal.

Therefore, we conclude that he must be from QUEBEC.
I came to that conclusion myself ages ago. That, or he's from a Quebecois family of skunks who moved to France years ago.

...Probably the descendant of a skunk from a very, very early WB cartoon featuring a skunk who did the whole "Pepe" routine (years before the regular Pepe cartoons), but was actually american and married to a very jealous skunk woman.

And then there's Fifi Lafume, who's like a female version of Pepe, but is apparantly unrelated to Pepe himself.

Furthermore, I think the whole "Le Sigh" bit kinda shows they're not really french. In fact, in french translations, Pepe's actually given an Italian accent ('cause the French, ironically, think Italian, not French, is the language of love.)

...Of course, I should point out that Pepe in no way is representative of the average Quebecois. We're far, far cleaner, for one thing. 8)

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:47 pm
by Bigdude
Pepe might be Cajun?

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:14 pm
by Mad Mike
Yuoofox wrote:I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't like what the last several posts are saying about France and hippies. I'm not trying to say, "You're wrong." I'm sure that there are rude and crude French people in this world, and it's okay to complain about it, but that could easily be the case in any other country or group.

Actually, I was hoping that people would take the Skunkonan idea and use it to write their own completely-silly Tales of the Questor spoofs.

Again, I'm sorry if I'm raining on your parade, but I just didn't like the way things were turning out.
You might as well give it up, Yuoofox - this topic wasn't hijacked - it was stuffed in a rocket and blasted to the Moon. :roll:

(I would have said Mars, but then someone would get started on Marvin the Martian...uhhh....oops.)