Yeah, it said "Ow."
The Sword is very important. I think there's a bit involved there...
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Starfury
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No it didn't... It asked for a whiskey. Then the bartender, being a very mean man, said "We don't serve yer kind in here, git out!" So the thread left, thought for a while, then balled himself up, roled around in the dirt a bit, and came back in...
"I'd like a whiskey please!" said he.
"Aren't you that thread that was just in here?" asked the bartender.
And the thread replied...
... (try and guess)
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"Nope, I'm a-fraid not!"
"I'd like a whiskey please!" said he.
"Aren't you that thread that was just in here?" asked the bartender.
And the thread replied...
... (try and guess)
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"Nope, I'm a-fraid not!"
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GROANstarfury wrote:"Nope, I'm a-fraid not!"
Picks up knot of dirty thread and throws it at starfury.
“The mirror may tell us what we are; memory may tell us what we were; but only the imagination can tell us what we might be.” – Donald Keesey
“You go whistling in the dark/ Making light of it/ Making light of it/ And I follow with my heart/ Laughing all the way// Oh 'cause you move me/ You get me dancing and you make me sing/ You move me/ Now I'm taking delight/ In every little thing/ How you move me”
~ "You Move Me"
Pierce Pettis, Gordon Kennedy
“You go whistling in the dark/ Making light of it/ Making light of it/ And I follow with my heart/ Laughing all the way// Oh 'cause you move me/ You get me dancing and you make me sing/ You move me/ Now I'm taking delight/ In every little thing/ How you move me”
~ "You Move Me"
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Starfury
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What... I thought everybody had heard that line before. Giving out the ending was just me tying up loose ends. Just please don't string me up for telling bad jokes, I'll try and stay on a short leash from now on.
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Starfury
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So you are asking the fates to cut short the thread of my life?
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SolidusRaccoon
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when first we practice to deceiveTbolt wrote:Ohhh, what a tangled web we weave, ....
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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*grabs a frying pan and looks for the eggs*Bengaley wrote:Deception? What deception?
...erm...
Hey, isn't that a demonic duck of some kind? *runs*
So, if the duck is demonic these should be nice and spicy duck eggs.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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Duck eggs would be great for the anchovy and garlic omelette. Gives it that extra richness of flavor.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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Tell me about it.Bengaley wrote:Be careful, make it too rich and your insides will start to slide out.
...its not very pleasant.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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Well *pulls down large over head progector and I-Max screen for maximum gore detail* First your stomch begins to disperce more acid then it is designed to carry, this results in a degrading of the stomach lining and evantualy the generation of spunge like holes in the stomach wall. Where upon the stomach starts to belive it is a helicoptor and begins to flap its lower flangies in an efort to gain more alitiued, in avoidably spraying the rest of the vital organs with hydrocloric acid.SolidusRaccoon wrote:Tell me about it.Bengaley wrote:Be careful, make it too rich and your insides will start to slide out.
...its not very pleasant.
Then your small intestine colapsess and, in a desprate bid to save its self the humiliation of Mad Organ diseasse, begins to migrate south, down the cenral abdominal line, under the bladder and colects in a sort of goowy pool just behind the left buttock... At this point the spleen imploads and the liver enters a state of perpetual confusion... are you following me?
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Well now................that'ss just....................that's............I have no words to say what I am feeling.Astral wrote:Oh that comes latter, after the hart begins to reshape its self to look like lenord nemoy's but.capnregex wrote:Gee, and I thought they were talking about having very loose bowel movements.
Die ... no that couldn't be it.. I think they must have meant Dye..
Green Eggs and Ham anybody?
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.