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Ransom Returns · Post by **Ransom Returns** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:56 am

Jelly, why did it have to be jelly?

Anyone suspect Quentyn has a phobia here?

TGIF · Post by **TGIF** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:15 am

I don't know if it's jelly in general or perhaps specifically apple jelly.

Maybe the green color reminds him too much of some gator gore that he's seen (and been responsible for!) in the not too distant past?

TGIF

Kerry Skydancer · Post by **Kerry Skydancer** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:24 am

Not 'gator gore. That swamp-slime stuff that he was wading through before finding the rest of the searchers. I don't think I'd want to eat something the same color as that, either, if I were him.

DracoDei · Post by **DracoDei** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:58 am

Well, as was stated, it could be its resemblence to a swamp jelly (that is the right name? right?)....
Or it might just be that that particular condiment looks a little sickly to me... perhaps like it might benefit from a trip to an appropriate doctor... yep, time to take it to the local chapter of the Mayo Clinic.

DracoDei · Post by **DracoDei** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 11:09 am

DracoDei · Post by **DracoDei** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 11:55 am

I am sorry to Spread this out over so many posts but I have chores I need to accomplish so I can't just sit here and think. But now that I have marshal-mallowed my thoughts together and Whipped my brains into shape I think I may be able to prevent myself from being too badly Creamed. Be warned, the thought that occurs to me may put some of you off your feed (warning: that last comment is not just a jest! I really mean it...), one of the workers may have gotten a bit too energetic in his washing up (racial instinct? Especially his DID stinked...) resulting in an unfortunate splatter, and Quentin may have turned a bit green himself, although it may have been hidden under his natural black and Grey complexition, and been unsure of how to politely refuse the jelly with the speck of Poop-on it.

If any of you feel like asaulting me with fish remember that I know that form of combat well (see my last major set of puns...) and in addition I am working on learning Carrot-e.

(goes off to think up even more rancid stuff... although hopefully not anything more in the scatalogical direction...)

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:22 pm

DracoDei wrote:<sits back to relish his success (even while looking like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth) and waits to see if anyone will ketchup to him.>

'ey Drac......I STILL gots all the grenades 'n' stuff I wuz gonna use on Monty.......!

Shaaruuk

UncleMonty · Post by **UncleMonty** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:47 pm

RL raccoons like to wash their food. You ever tried to wash jelly???

Well, hey - the last time Quentyn saw something like that, it was being all too affectionate with his leg. While apples are a-peeling and swamp creatures can be happy, jelly souls, I prefer solid foods. A blackberry cobbler would start you off on the right foot. A berry crisp mass to all!

There are puns - and then, there are puns...

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:33 pm

Ack, I HATE JELLY. You can't trust it, always wobbling and wiggling. YUCK