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Postby Dale on Wed Nov 28, 2001 3:43 am

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Postby Dale on Wed Dec 26, 2001 8:25 am

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Postby Dale on Wed Jan 02, 2002 1:47 am

Mick Jagger certainly doesn't, but perhaps Bob Dylan has to worry, considering he's the one who wrote "like a rolling stone." Heck, looking at poor Bob these days, I think lichen-infestation is a real worry...<P>But Mick Jagger may indeed lack a circulatory system. Only his hematologist knows for sure.<P>- DALE<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dahna:
<B>would billing posts be like squeezing blood from a stone?<P>rolling stones gather no moss.<P>so I suppose mick jagger lacks a circulatory system and never needs worry about small lichens growing on him...<P>rollin' rollin' rollin'.....<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><P>------------------
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Postby Dahna on Wed Jan 02, 2002 3:03 am

You may well have a point. And ya know, it was Bob who was singin' that 'Everybody must get stoned' ... perhaps he was in fact singing on behalf of lichen infestations everwhere. <P>See? it's actually a PLOT for MOLD to take over the world.<P>It starts with the athlete's foot, and from there it's all downhill....<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dale:
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Mick Jagger certainly doesn't, but perhaps Bob Dylan has to worry, considering he's the one who wrote "like a rolling stone." Heck, looking at poor Bob these days, I think lichen-infestation is a real worry...<P>But Mick Jagger may indeed lack a circulatory system. Only his hematologist knows for sure.<P>- DALE<P> <P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><P>------------------
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Postby Dale on Wed Jan 02, 2002 3:13 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dahna:
<B>See? it's actually a PLOT for MOLD to take over the world.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Huh? I was under the impression that mold already HAD taken over the world. <P>So where has all that monthly tribute I've been paying to the Grand High Fungal Lords actually been going?!?<P>- Dale
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Postby Dahna on Wed Jan 02, 2002 6:12 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dale:
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So where has all that monthly tribute I've been paying to the Grand High Fungal Lords actually been going?!?<P>- Dale<P>
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>ARGH!!! you're working for the famorian hoards!! the red court is invading and has been funded, not by the evil mechinations of Jim's evil empire as I'd once thought, but instead by your damn donations!!<P>you DAMN DIRTY APE!!<P>Where's the antibacterial soap when i need it .... i feel so dirty.....<P><P>------------------
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Postby Dahna on Wed Jan 02, 2002 12:11 pm

would billing posts be like squeezing blood from a stone?<P>rolling stones gather no moss.<P>so I suppose mick jagger lacks a circulatory system and never needs worry about small lichens growing on him...<P>rollin' rollin' rollin'.....<P><P>------------------
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Postby Dale on Thu Jan 03, 2002 3:59 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dahna:
<B> ARGH!!! you're working for the famorian hoards!! the red court is invading and has been funded, not by the evil mechinations of Jim's evil empire as I'd once thought, but instead by your damn donations!!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>But for only 50 cents a day, less than the cost of a downpayment on a cup of coffee at Starbucks, you too can help feed a (power) hungry fungus bent on global domination. Do it for the children!<P>And hey, how can you fault John Luigi-zamo after his triumphant performance as Clown in the movie version of SPAWN...you know, the film that taught us that the difference between good and evil is that "good learns to use its weapons better"...<P>- Dale<P>
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Postby Dahna on Thu Jan 03, 2002 5:00 am

And I will *NEVER* trust Luigi ...<P>There's *got* to be somethin' wrong with someone who wants you to 'Trust the Fungus'<P>
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Postby TPau on Fri Jan 04, 2002 9:16 am

sigh, i get a forum board and noone says anythign ever. you get a forum board and there is a discussion happening. how very unfair <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>READ MY COMIC!~!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>ok i am done rantign now <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>see you at arisia, i will be the frazzled one volunteering in the Con Suite <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>-annA
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Postby Dale on Fri Jan 04, 2002 10:08 am

Having ex-girlfriends with whom you are on good terms aids mightily in gaining postings.<P>And I always read your comic.... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>See ya at Arisia,<P>- Dale<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TPau:
<B>sigh, i get a forum board and noone says anythign ever. you get a forum board and there is a discussion happening. how very unfair <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>READ MY COMIC!~!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>ok i am done rantign now <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>see you at arisia, i will be the frazzled one volunteering in the Con Suite <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>-annA<P>
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Postby Dahna on Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:47 am

It's just one of the inspirations (and a slightly tamer one at that) for 'Amelia' giving him grief ... and I don't know that a conspiracy of fungus really counts as 'discussion' ... i mean, it's not the theory of relitivity or anything (though on the other hand, it might not be so bad as the merits of belly button lint, either...)<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TPau:
<B>sigh, i get a forum board and noone says anythign ever. you get a forum board and there is a discussion happening. how very unfair <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>READ MY COMIC!~!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>ok i am done rantign now <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>see you at arisia, i will be the frazzled one volunteering in the Con Suite <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>-annA<P>
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Postby Dale on Mon Jan 07, 2002 6:13 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dahna:
<B>it might not be so bad as the merits of belly button lint, either...)
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Really? Belly button lint can be positively fascinating. In fact, I wrote to Maxis years ago and proposed SimBellyButtonBiosphere, wherein you created and managed a colony of semi-sentient dust mites that all inhabited some person's Belly Button, and you had to deal with natural disasters like floods from the person bathing, or giant fingernails demolishing your skyscrapers...<P>Then I heard Sid Meier put a restraining order out on me. Sigh. No accounting for artistry.<P>- Dale <P>
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Postby Dahna on Tue Jan 08, 2002 6:45 am

If you can tear yourself away from your belly button lint long enough to fix it...it's *Jon* Snow, not John.<P>if you're going to quote... at least to it right <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>I suppose the mistake is understandable to some of us. Skiold was never accused of being widely read after all ... damn Shobogan scum....<P><P>------------------
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Postby Dale on Tue Jan 08, 2002 7:39 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dahna:
<B>if you're going to quote... at least to it right <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>"To" it right? I shan't even bother to illustrate the irony....<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dahna:
<B>I suppose the mistake is understandable to some of us. Skiold was never accused of being widely read after all ... damn Shobogan scum....</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Shobogan scum? That's not what you called him on that night after Grom's World... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>
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Postby Jim Steele on Wed Jan 09, 2002 3:36 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dahna:
<B> ARGH!!! you're working for the famorian hoards!! the red court is invading and has been funded, not by the evil mechinations of Jim's evil empire as I'd once thought, but instead by your damn donations!!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Did I hear someone invoke my dark, munificent name? Yes? No?<P>Well too late...here I am.<P>Mu ha ha. <P>(psst...I usually charge an apperance fee. I'll let the first one slide as a freebie though. Unless I change my mind, and you find a mysterious bill in your mail six weeks later.)
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Postby Jim Steele on Thu Jan 10, 2002 3:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dale:
<B> But for only 50 cents a day, less than the cost of a downpayment on a cup of coffee at Starbucks, you too can help feed a (power) hungry fungus bent on global domination. Do it for the children!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Whoa, hold on there, Dale. I got bad news for you. Just got back from a conference call with Marketing, Legal and R&D. We're having a hell of a time with the whole "power-hungry fungus" thing. <P>Long story is: We're having problems balancing the marketability factors of the "product" vis a vis the current memetic load factor and "purchasing weights" of "John Q. Public." as specified at this particular point in the current and penultimate economic quarters. Also, none of us can agree on a common "paradigm" for total quality fungus management, and you know how vital that sort of thing is. Without a proper TQFM plan-of-action, and an agreement that all fungus-related actions are executed on a level of mutual "okay-ness", we might as well toss our money into the fire, you know?<P>Short story: The damn Fungus (c) people won't budge on the licensing fees! But don't worry, the good news is that R&D is working on it. They're going to create our own legally and wholely owned "fungus-like product"! The bad news is that the best they've come up with so far is some gunk they've scrapped off the secretary's leftover ham sandwhich (after we made her sign all the approrpriate "relenquishing of intellectual property rights" forms), that they recolored with food dye, and then branded with one of the copyrighted names we had lying around the Rejected Product Names hopper. Right now it's a tossup between "Fungzoricol (c)", "Alegrifung (tm)" and "Fungtastic-o! (R)"<P>We're thinking of either pitching it as a childrens toy or mining explosive. But in this day and age, that's practically the same thing anyhow, right? <P>I mean, it's not as good as giant mushrooms that walk around and attack people indiscriminantly (Damn Japanese got a major head start on us in Fungus-related applications and technologies) but once this thing is out of beta, it'll be great! Trust Me (c)<P>Btw, this message ought to push the thread into the "hot" zone. I'll just bill you all my nominal fees for this service now, and we'll discuss actual payment plans and interest later. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>-JS<P>------------------
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Postby Dahna on Mon Jan 14, 2002 11:15 am

ARGH!!!!!<P>NOOoooooooooooo<P>It's like saying a demon's name backwards three times while staring into a mirror when you're standing on your head .... it's been summoned!!!!<P>Ruuuuuuuuun!<P>BtW ... I'd like to point out I am *not* as bad as Amelia ... hence my not using her name :
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Postby Talia on Tue Jan 15, 2002 2:17 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dale:
<B> Yeah, here you get to play someone a little *less* megalomaniacal and avaricious...great fun!<P>- Dale<P>*grin*<P>hey everyone! This is great! Hmmmm, it's too bad though that Talia always seems to be the voice of reason... Time for her to start the construction of her own army of super-inteligent golphers?... maybe to wipe out a few annoying art school teachers? She can't after all be engaged to Jim and not suffer some influence? Heh Heh!! <P>-Talia <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>
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Postby Jim Steele on Tue Jan 15, 2002 2:54 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dahna:
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BtW ... I'd like to point out I am *not* as bad as Amelia ... hence my not using her name :
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