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Caption Contest! June 21, 2005
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:05 pm
by J-Dawg
Caption contest! I need you guys to come up with dialogue for this strip that will make me pee my jeans laughing. BJ wanted to draw this, but he couldn't come up with anything wordlike for it.
So, for the next week, post your submissions here. Post as many as you want, since the winner gets the big 10"....piece of Bristol BJ drew the strip on, signed by both of us with your caption scrawled underneath. And the caption will be added to the strip in the archives, with your sweet li'l name attached to it for all eternity (or until the Keen server crashes again). If there's more than one winner, we'll just have to think of something a little less cool to give the runners-up.
Good luck!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:12 pm
by BJ
Tonja: Well okay, the windows are clean, but now I feel dirty.
Mindy: Got sthpit leftht! Hold sthtill!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:15 pm
by DocMan
Tonja: Mindy, didn't I tell you not to lick the fourth wall?
Mindy: Bu ih tatheth wike chokla!
Doc
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:41 am
by Hbomb
Tonja: You missed a spot!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:17 am
by Zodo
Tonja: Put down the jar. You're scaring the pickled eggs.
Mindy: Bu' I ca' a'mohs' tays' dem!
-Zodo, CI
Consummate Troublemaker
King of the Forum!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:23 pm
by DocMan
Tonja: Liza called. She said gluing your tongue to a plate glass window is not acceptable for your science project.
Doc
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:52 pm
by Maveric
Tonja: Somehow, I don't think licking BJ's monitor is gonna make him update "Jackie's Fridge"
Ok, a real one:
Tonja: Mindy, it only works in the winter, and only on metal poles, not on windows.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:18 pm
by DocMan
Tonja: OK, you've made your point. We'll order a pizza, just stop licking the TV.
Doc
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:31 pm
by Hbomb
Tonja: But Mindy, the new Zelda game doesn't come out until October.
Oh, and if I won, I'd just be happy with a guest strip.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:41 pm
by Mirober
Tonja: Wow. Flavored windows. What'll they think of next?
Mindy: 'ith oneth 'ork!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:50 pm
by Mirober
Textbox Caption: And so the mystery of the goldfish's nervous tic was solved.
Tonja: Also the mystery of the runt's sushi breath.
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:18 am
by DocMan
Tonja: I don't care if you've "marked it" as yours. We're not buying that big screen TV.
Doc
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:26 am
by Jcs
Tonja: Uh, squirt, I don't think that this is what Tinkerbell had in mind when she asked you to clean her windows.
Mindy: Buh she paidth me thikth bukth!
(Sadly I typed that out while enunciating it wih my tongue stuck out)
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:26 pm
by Maveric
Tonja: No, somehow I don't think "Taste TV" will ever catch on.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:54 am
by DocMan
Tonja: Mindy if you keep insisting that you're a puppy, I'm going to have to put you down for leaving messes on the carpet.
Doc
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:35 pm
by DocMan
Tonja: Ok, Mindy, so what DOES superglue taste like?
Doc
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:07 pm
by DocMan
Tonja: I warned you this would happen. Make fun of mimes, get stuck in a glass box.
Doc
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:37 am
by Zodo
Tonja:
I told you before.
Licking the glass is yucky.
Are you happy now?
(do I get a bonus point for making it Haiku?
)
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:14 am
by Hbomb
Tonja: There's another $10 in it if you do the floors.
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:15 am
by J-Dawg
And the winner is...
"I don't care if you've 'marked it' as yours..."
I think the overtones of Mindy peeing on stuff to claim it as 'hers' did it for me. Inappropriately appropriate. Thanks for all of your answers; I haven't decided on the two runner ups yet. And, I'll need info from DocMan so he can get sent his strip.