Debbie Gibson (er, Deborah, I mean) News

[IanMatthewShot]

I'm sure everyone has heard this, but Deborah Gibbson is going to pose in Playboy. A childhood dream for me....er Darron come true.

Thought I should share.

[Hbomb]

You mean there's still people left who give a crap about Debbie Gibson?

[J-Dawg]

Uh....I thought she was gonna do Broadway now because she wanted to be taken more seriously (hence "Deborah"). So, from Belle to buff, hmm? I'd tell Darron, but I'm sure somewhere, Damien's already told him the news, and he's running in little circles and plugging his ears.

Maybe BJ will buy it for me to go with my Tiffany issue. Who's next? Lisa Lisa? Sheeeeeeeesh. Any idea when it's coming out? I'd like to do a joke about it. And alter my avatar

[Grizzlar]

Here is a link about it, should be out soon either this month or next from the way this sounds http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articl ... 25-ON.html

[Jcs]

My first thought was that Darron would put in the J. Giles Band (sp?) song "Centerfold" into the jukebox.

[IanMatthewShot]

I think it is supposed to be out on news stands now.

I heard a news story this morning, that Paris Hilton is upset about being on the cover of Playboy, when she didn't pose for it. Playboy just bought a picture of Paris to put on the cover. I have no idea if she is in it or not, and I really don't care. I don't find her attractive at all.

Deborah Gibson on the other hand, I do find her attractive.

[Hbomb]

I need to find a way to make fun of Paris Hilton in a comic.

She's not that attractive, she's trashy, and she's dumb as dirt.... actually, I think I've come across dirt smarter than her.

[J-Dawg]

Making fun of Paris Hilton? Isn't that redundant?

Hmmm. Sounds like a good forum topic to me! What would be a creative way off the world's most useless human being? And you can't say, "shove her up someone's ass," because South Park already did that. And had all of her pets commit suicide.

My vote: shoot her out of a cannon at the Pro Bowl. Or shoot a cannonball AT her at the Pro Bowl.

[Hbomb]

My vote: shoot her out of a cannon at the Pro Bowl. Or shoot a cannonball AT her at the Pro Bowl.

The Pro Bowl? How about something people actually watch.

[IanMatthewShot]

Anyone remember the old Outpost.com commercials prior to the tech bubble crash? In one of them outpost.com had someone trying to shoot small mammals through a whole in a brick wall. We could do the same thing with Paris. Just a thought.


Now I have to go looking for that commercial.

edit:
Found them!

http://killermookie.org/video/Outpost.com-Gerbil.mpg or
http://killermookie.org/video/Outpost.com-Wolves.mpg

[Zodo]

The issue arrived in my mailbox yesterday. (The articles, man, the articles!)

Paris Hilton doesn't do much for me...

But Deborah is on a fold out flap inside the front cover, no pants on, turned away from the camera. Quite callipygian!

I have to say, she's not bad looking. Nice elbows!

There is an interview with the Rock in it too! See: I DO read the articles!

-Zodo, CI
Consummate Troublemaker
King of the Forum!

[Maveric]

I have to say, she's not bad looking. Nice elbows!

.................You look at the elbows?

[Zodo]

Yup, that's me. Elbows and articles.

You can ask anyone else who's been around for a while about me and elbows.

Or you can go to the JF forum and check the archives going way back to the nekkid Ada threads.

-Zodo, CI
Consummate Troublemaker
King of the Forum!