Tonja and Mindy walk into a bar....Caption THIS!!

[ZOMBIE USER 195]

Okay, when William sent me his guest strip (the one that ran last Saturday), he sent one each with and without dialogue. He didn't like the line he came up with. So I think we all can help him out. Here's the image:



The best caption wins...uh wins....hm. The best caption wins my eternal respect for the next week. No, I'm kidding. The best caption (as judged by biased lil' ol' me) wins a Liza-style heart locket, exactly as you'd get in a gumball machine. I'll even pay for postage. How cool is that?????

[Appendix Q]

Tonja: Squirt, you're actually starting to scare me. Now untie Darron before the midgets get to him.
Mindy: No way! I just ordered the tobasco sauce and Celine Dion albums!

[Steve-o]

And I'm telling you, magic trick or no, you've got exactly 10 minutes to get my car keys back out of the dog.

[DrDestruction]

Can I vote for Steve-o? That one really cracked me up

[DrDestruction]

You meanie! You didn't tell me how totally off I was with the skin tones!

[Rann]

Tonja: "Hey, does this really stink?"
Mindy: "... I... can't see... fumes..."

[Frempath]

Tonja:
Look, If you're gonna rent Ms. Nesbit to Darron and take more money to get him a set of Liza's clothes you should at least get a damage deposit. And further more......HEY, where's my cut?

frempath

[BJ]

C'mon Rann--think of a funny one. You can't win a heart locket with kiddie porn.

[Hbomb]

Tonja: I never should have let you watch Coyote Ugly.
Mindy: It beats my real life "role models".

-H

[ZOMBIE USER 195]

Hiya! Just checking in on the goings on...I'll probably let this lil' "contest" go on for about another week before some lucky duck gets the heart locket award! Actually, now that I think about it, William should probably get to vote for the best one, since it IS his guest strip.

[DrDestruction]

Yay!

[Steve-o]

Yay!

And just where do I mail the bribes to?

[ZOMBIE USER 195]

Um...to...me. That's "thefiretrap@hotmail---"

NO! NO BRIBES! It's blasphemy to accept bribes for heart lockets (I'm certain the Bible has it somewhere).

Besides, we need some more clever yet tasteless quotes! One week only! Act now! Post today! If the stupid forum's up!

[DrDestruction]

Um...to...me. That's "thefiretrap@hotmail---"

Act now! Post today! If the stupid forum's up!

I still thik that forums are inherently evil. Evil pig disease can be aqcuired from forum abuse!

[DocMan]

Tonja: Look, the "Angry Chicken Dance" is amusing for about 5 minutes, but it wears thin after TWO HOURS!

Or something like that...

[Nessa]

Yes you will
Now I won't
Yes you will
No
yes
no
yes
no
What where we arguing about again?

[BJ]

Nessa, that's uncomfortably close to real life.

Okay how about:

Tonja: 'Cause putting the cat on a lead gives you unfair advantage!
Mindy: Nuh-uh! Not if it's a cougar!

[Steve-o]

I said no, you're too young to date. I don't care how rich this R. Kelly guy is.

[ZOMBIE USER 5470]

All from Tonja:

"Uhm, not bad, but see first you say something like 'Pull my finger'..."

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"For the last time, Squirt, you head SOCCER balls, not bowling balls. If you don't believe me, ask Darren when he wakes up."

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"No, I'm not buying you a new one. You'll just have to go up there and play with your 'Barbie di Milo'"

[ZOMBIE USER 195]

Rumma-tum-tum-tum
Rumma-tum-tum-tum

(that's the Winner of the Lame Heart Locket Theme Song)

Yes, the Chosen One has been Chosen!

Iiiit's....

Steve-O, for his keys-in-the-dog joke!

Thanks to all for humoring me and William by participating in this lil' contest, and I'm sure there'll be another one soon. After all, everyone deserves a heart locket!