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Postby Dutch Joe-my hero on Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:27 pm

Dutch Joe,

I can smell rejection when I hear it. I guess I will just go and Kill little pink Puppies since I am so upset I dont even know how to spell the words I really want to type....oh wait I just cant spell...well I dont need you either Dutch Joe. but just so you know I have lots of pie and I would give you 5 if you asked me too... or maybe even 6...........

your choice Dutchey... your choice...
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Postby Tim on Sun Feb 29, 2004 12:29 am

Dear Professor Stupid,

Whenever I open a new bag of potato chips, there is a puff of air, and suddenly the bag is half empty! What is going on here? Where are my chips?!
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Postby Dutch Joe on Sun Feb 29, 2004 11:23 pm

That is a good question Tim,

I am in awe of it as well, what the (insert curse word here) is happening to my food!!!
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Postby Haley on Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:09 pm

Tim wrote:Dear Professor Stupid,

Whenever I open a new bag of potato chips, there is a puff of air, and suddenly the bag is half empty! What is going on here? Where are my chips?!


Wow, Tim! I didn't know you read the KtP! Brilliant! *Smooch*
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Postby Tim on Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:27 pm

*yay for smooch!*

Yup, I read it. When it updates. (though I thought I did mention that to you before?)

Anyway...I wanna know what happened to my chips! :(
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Postby Dutch Joe-my hero on Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:01 pm

Tim wrote:Dear Professor Stupid,

Whenever I open a new bag of potato chips, there is a puff of air, and suddenly the bag is half empty! What is going on here? Where are my chips?!



the answer to your question is:
Eat pringles

no bag=no stolen food

by the way we all know that presdent Reagan took the missing chips
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Postby Haley on Sat Mar 13, 2004 9:24 pm

Dear Prof. Stupid,

Where the gorf-gobblin' grief is my Mike pin-up?
Lydia was nice, but I -asked- for Mike.
I demand boobage.

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Postby Gigas II on Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:48 am

Oh, man, I've been trying to get on here for weeks. It logged me out and did that thing where it says that your password is wrong, even though it was the RIGHT DAMN PASSWORD AND YOU GET ALL PISSED AND START SMASHING SHIT-

*ahem*

But then about five minutes ago, I remembered that there was a password generator thing, and found it in about thirty seconds (which made me feel like a COMPLETE ass).

So... here I am.

And yes, I know you asked for Mike. But YOU don't have to live with her.

I dunno... Booty and the Beast is coming up soon. I might be able to sneak some nekkid jumblies in there somewhere.
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Postby Haley on Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:14 pm

YAY! Jumblies are teh coolest!
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Postby Dutch Joe on Sun Apr 11, 2004 12:32 am

Dear Prof.

Why is it alright for monkies to throw their Poop, but it is like a feloney for us Humans to do the same. If everyone belives we came from monkies anyways then why is it such a big deal!!
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Postby Dutch Joe-my hero on Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:06 pm

Because this is a sad world we live in Dutch Joe.
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Postby Dutch Joe on Thu May 20, 2004 9:26 am

So what do you have to say about that Prof.?
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Postby Gigas II on Fri May 28, 2004 2:18 am

About the monkey poop thing? The Professor has answered your question, my son, but you'll have to wait until it can be scanned and posted for the answer.
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Postby Dutch Joe on Sun Jun 13, 2004 4:47 pm

Thank you so much
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