Ask Professor Stupid

Ask Professor Stupid

Postby Gigas II on Wed Dec 31, 2003 4:26 am

Well, I'll be starting the new chapter on Friday. It'll be the end of Fun With Temporal Anomalies, and throughout the whole thing I'll be doing something I call "Ask Professor Stupid."

Basically, it's Lester and Professor Trog answering questions and solving all the problems of the world.

Or acting like idiots, whatever.

So if you have deep philisophical questions about the meaning of life and the universe, need advice, or want to know some special tidbit of information about anything at all... ASK PROFESSOR STUPID!

Post your quandries here, or mail them to me, and maybe we'll get them answered!

Yay.
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Right-O!

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17345 on Wed Dec 31, 2003 5:10 pm

Dear Prof. Stupid.

I have been dropping hints for about a quarter year now, and no one has figured it out yet. Am I doing something wrong or is everyone just dense?
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Postby Gigas II on Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:13 am

*steeples fingers*

Excellent.
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What?

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:21 am

But- but, that doesn't help me!
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Postby KingofSnake on Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:05 pm

Dear Prof Stupid.
Ok, so, like all my friends say I'm wearing sandals. But I know I'm not.
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Postby Dutch Joe on Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:30 pm

Dear Professor Stupid:

Me and my friends where have a conversation on the meaning of life, like usuale I told them that it was to own a monkey and rule the world. But as usual some one tells me that I am wrong. So that is why I come to you, so once and for all I shall know!!
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Ask Prof. Stupied

Postby Dutch Joe on Wed Jan 14, 2004 9:20 am

Dear Proffessor Stupied:

Why do people with bad breath always want to tell you secrets?
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Postby Gigas II on Tue Jan 20, 2004 3:30 am

Just a little playful ribbing, Joe.

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Postby Dutch Joe on Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:43 am

That is funny cuz I do not have any ribs
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Postby Gigas II on Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:54 am

Okay... this is pissin' me off. I haven't been able to FTP to the site, and now my manual update thing no longer exists...

I wonder if Keenspace is having problems...?


*runs off to investigate*


EDIT: Okay. Roughly 3.5 seconds worth of investigation has led me to find that Keenspace is, in fact, having problems and that FTP -among other things- has been shut down until they're moved to a new server.

I've got almost 2 weeks worth of strips backed up, so we'll have one big chunk of pan out all at once when this is resolved.
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Postby Dutch Joe-my hero on Thu Feb 12, 2004 1:47 pm

Dear professor stupid,

theres this guy, we will call him D.....Derick. he likes pie and lives in Kansas and is cool. I want a date with him but the problem is I have never met him. could you get me a date with him?

Thanx



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Postby Dutch Joe on Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:05 am

Derick?

Well, miss (I hope it is not mister) Derick is not my name, but pie is my game. I just wounder what is it that I did or do that makes you my hero?
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Postby Dutch Joe-my hero on Sat Feb 14, 2004 8:34 am

whoa whoa whoa lets downsize the fries here,

you seem a little upset about this Deri....I mean Dutch Joe. I guess you cought me. I was telling professor stupid your name was Derick so you wouldnt know I was talking about you, but obviously your over mastering wittyness has once again figured out the impossible, and that is another reason why your my hero. Im sorry if I caused any trouble Dutch Joe. I just Hope we can be friends.


Oh happy Valetines day by the way!

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Postby Gigas II on Sun Feb 15, 2004 1:46 am

Okay, y'all is creepin' me out.
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Postby Dutch Joe on Mon Feb 16, 2004 12:45 am

as with me, as with me
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Postby Dutch Joe-my hero on Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:31 pm

sorry
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Postby Haley on Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:33 am

Ahhh, the billing and cooing of creepy lovebirds.
*Tosses about flower petals and eyeballs*
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Postby Dutch Joe-my hero on Wed Feb 18, 2004 1:13 pm

mmMMmmm EYEBALLS!!!!
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Postby Dutch Joe on Thu Feb 19, 2004 3:03 pm

Dear Prof. Stupied,

What is the best way to get rid of a stalker

I could use this answer soon
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Postby Dutch Joe on Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:50 am

I could really use the answer soon, cuz I am scared for my life!!!!
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