All that I have to say is eight small words.
Have them to be transported to some odd parallel Universe!
Have Gaze be the Demon Hunter
Izzy be the BladeMaster
Mike the Priestest of the moon (Greeeaaat)
King Trog a sheep (really a pig but think he is a sheep)
Percy a tree
Pixie a Wisp
Simple and easy for a master such as yourself
May you find a future in the future
D.J. the first