The Pro-Ed Anti-Eli Society
The Pro-Ed Anti-Eli Society
Yes, join the Pro-Ed, Anti-Eli society! For a couple years, Paradox has been shun by the comic for being too cool. Instead, this Eli **cough**transvetite**cough** character has tomfooled the comic around. Once he died, I thought Paradox could rightfully take his spot as Main Character Numero Uno, and he almost did, had this evil villian Eli not made a deal with Satan to come back to life. Now Eli is warmongering for his comic spot again, and I will not stand for that Jabberwang to steal Lord Paradox's rightful spot. 
Tomfoolery! Only Eli is gay! Paradox is no doubtably tricking that brick-brained Jabberclown so he can strike at the perfect moment. Its a robot who's doing all the "bad" stuff, if you catch my drift.
Besides, NegaSeven can do nothing that Paradox can not simple undo with his powerful mind and inventions.