roommate fun

Steveshady · Post by **Steveshady** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:36 am

uc rats is back!!!!!!!!!! rock on

fun tip: go to http://www.freelegalforms.net and download an eviction notice. Fill it out. Make sure to fill out exactly how much money you want. Then post it on your roommate's door.

or how about: Beta test his prototype and act like you don't like it. Come up with a snappy response when six months later, he sees his interface on your shit.

you should: start leaving ammunition and old brass laying around, even though you agreed not to have any guns in the apartment.

why not: talk to his girlfriend. get real personal when he's not around. present the sketch of a good man with a wry wit, slight cynicism, wistful sentimentalism, and a gentle touch. Whatever she says he sucks at, make sure to kick ass in. Take her to a movie he won't take her to see. Stop by center court and have a yuengling and joke over the white trash hustling pool. Slip some roxette in the cd player on the ride home and get a real serious look on your face. This will all take a couple months to work. Come up with a snappy explination when he sees her clothes on your floor. You only have two seconds to do that.

i told you i was shady....y'all didn't wanna believe me.

later...........................steve

Woapalanne · Post by **Woapalanne** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 6:44 am

Damn, you should have found this when I was living with the Jersey bitch

I could have had so much fun ^_^

Teresias · Post by **Teresias** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 12:16 pm

Jersey bitch? ... 0_0 ... >_< ... I don't even wanna know.

Woapalanne · Post by **Woapalanne** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 5:00 pm

My roommate last year - he was a bigger jerk than you, Ter

Teresias · Post by **Teresias** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:20 pm

Woah!!

Steveshady · Post by **Steveshady** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 11:45 pm

heh.... jersey bitch.
i keep running into that kid all the time.
all the roommate stuff i made up myself. its all stuff i either have done or plan to do to one of my roommates, who happens to be my girlfriend's ex. We call him ted, even tho thats not his name.
My other roommate ross is pretty cool. We both know every eminem freestyle by heart. Its like nonstop rap-olympics at this place. Plus, he gets pleasure out of tormenting ted.
later.....................steve