My fellow UCer's and I have come up with a list of threats that we shall follow through with unless Eli is safely returned to the rhelm of the living:
<Doruk[Drawing]> I can threaten him for not doing any uc fanarts anymore
* Schlock will stop eating 'it' if Eli does not return.
<RichVStone> Um....we'll chop off his penis
<RichVStone> We won't read his comic anymore?
<Epic> Well i wouldn't go <b>that</b> far...but we can tell a little white lie
<Epic> We can still go through with the castration, though
<RichVStone> mwehehhee
<RichVStone> Can I do it?
<RichVStone> Can I keep it? ^_^
<Epic> .....
<Epic> .........yes
* Vorn will not <b>start</b> reading
<Epic> !obey dont give woap sex anymore unless he brings back eli
* Bookkeeper donts give woap sex anymore unless he brings back eli
<Epic> His grammar isnt all that good, but his heart is in the right place. As for the other parts of his body.....
* Epic pokes schlock
<Epic> have you any more threats to add?
<Schlock> Yeah!
<Schlock> *Ominous Hummmmm*
<Schlock> Never leave home without a good threat!
<RichVStone> LOL
<Epic> o.o
And more are on their way >:O
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