Evil Valentines Card

Postby Sarah Huntrods on Thu Feb 14, 2002 4:11 am

Yes, yes indeedy!
Yet another cheaply recycled image from my comic! Heh, actually I've been saving that one for months!
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Postby Sarah Huntrods on Thu Feb 14, 2002 11:20 am

<IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/blow.jpg"> <P>Heeheeheeheehee!
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Postby Justinpie on Thu Feb 14, 2002 11:46 am

Mmm.... Pythony...
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Postby Tina on Sun Feb 17, 2002 3:04 pm

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February 14th came and February 14th left. Brandon, you are so f*cking DEAD.
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Postby Brandon on Sun Feb 17, 2002 3:09 pm

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Wait, wait...... do what now?
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Postby Meglomanimom on Sun Feb 17, 2002 3:17 pm

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Ahhh darling, I suggest frying him in a red wine sauce and then lightly spicing him with sage. I have a nice recipe for stuffing if you're interested.

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Postby Cpl. Haas on Tue Feb 19, 2002 2:39 am

Hey! Brandon! guess what?
(looks furtively over shoulder) I didn't get my girlfriend anything either, but I got these nifty fake passports, and false Identity papers...
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Postby Meglomanimom on Tue Feb 19, 2002 2:38 pm

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Yes, run...run while you can! Mwahahahahahahaaaa!!!

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Postby Brandon on Wed Feb 20, 2002 10:39 am

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I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
.......*grin*

(incidentally, Cpl Haas, I doubt it would do any good to leave the country. She might be able to fly or run at superspeed or read minds or something, I'm not sure just yet.)


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Postby Tina on Wed Feb 20, 2002 10:57 am

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Why would I want to read your mind when I can just watch "The Man Show" reruns and get the same effect?

I'm making a list of ways for you to make it up to me, and if you don't abide by them, I'm ripping out your soul.

I can do that, right Killroy?
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Postby Killroy on Wed Feb 20, 2002 11:12 am

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Not unless you could before. The best you can do is render his body to ashes or pulp.

I must admit, I am enjoying this. Why is it that so many disagree with this holday? Is it because the hearts are not anatomically correct?
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Postby Sarah Huntrods on Wed Feb 20, 2002 4:29 pm

Well that's why I dissagree with it! (~-^)
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Postby Cannonshop on Wed Feb 20, 2002 9:08 pm

Actually, I disagree with it for one reason in particular: It celebrates a false premise.
Love is a biochemical reaction, you can get the same sensation by eating lots of Chocolate. That, and a Heart isn't anything more than a very efficient pump...

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Postby Sarah Huntrods on Wed Feb 20, 2002 11:39 pm

That's right! Hallmark ought to be forced to take anatomy courses! You'd think we were still living in the middle ages!
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Postby Killroy on Thu Feb 21, 2002 6:09 am

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This is true, Cannonshop. I get a feeling of euphoria similar to what you're experiencing when relieving a planetary dignitary from the burdens of his head (nucleus, what have you...) The heart is only an efficient pump when fluid runs through it.
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I am unaware of this chocomolate, however.
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Postby Tina on Thu Feb 21, 2002 6:16 am

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Hmm. Brandon, your first task as Valentine's Slave is to find some chocolate for Killroy. No being should live without experiencing Earth's greatest comfort food.

And also some carob for myself, Bran - it's at the co-op. You know what the lactose does to me.
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Postby Cannonshop on Thu Feb 21, 2002 11:22 pm

Oh, Killroy, you've gotta try some! It's great stuff, in fact, I think I'm going to go have some now...
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Postby Ceph on Thu Feb 21, 2002 11:33 pm

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You humans are lucky. I can't eat chocolate.
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