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Postby Cannonshop on Mon Jan 28, 2002 3:50 am

Well, Ceph, I saw the new one too, and, I have to ask:
"Did you even <I>Bother</I> reading the Operator's Manual, before you tried to carry that thing?" Most folks would have used the gyrostabilized harness, to avoid dropping it.
(actually, come to think of it, most folks mount those on four-wheeled vehicles, and let the chassis deal with weight and recoil problems...) One might think, given your choice of wording, that you had a slight need to compensate for a lack in another area...<P>------------------
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Postby Cannonshop on Mon Jan 28, 2002 3:55 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Killroy:
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This has gone far enough. Keen-Space, I command you to stop this childish shenanigans before I am forced to annihilate you where you stand.<P>KILLROY</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Will that be before, or, after, you've dealt with the switchblade-wielding idiot?<P><P>------------------
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Postby Hunter on Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:24 am

<img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt2.jpg"><P>::watches Sforzie do the insane dance of happiness:: She figured out how to get her keenspace ftp to work. Finally.<P>::watches as she continues dancing::<P><img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt11.jpg"><P>I'm scared.
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Postby Hunter on Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:28 am

<img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt12.jpg"><P>Well, this is just my Kanju (demon language) to English dictionary... I got it at the bookstore... <P><img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt1.jpg"><P>And actually, the literal translation of the kanju word for 'badass' is "one who scares the sheep". Which, considering that the sheep in hell grow up to be giant dragon lords, is pretty badass.
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Postby Ceph on Mon Jan 28, 2002 8:13 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cannonshop:
<B>"Did you even Bother reading the Operator's Manual, before you tried to carry that thing?" Most folks would have used the gyrostabilized harness, to avoid dropping it.
(actually, come to think of it, most folks mount those on four-wheeled vehicles, and let the chassis deal with weight and recoil problems...) One might think, given your choice of wording, that you had a slight need to compensate for a lack in another area...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cbmad.jpg">
Oh yeah!? Well let me show you what I keep in my gryostabilized codpiece!<P> <IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cgsigh.jpg">
Oh no...nonononono, why do you people encourage him!?! I'm going back to the comic, where he's not anywhere near me right now!!!
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Postby Sarah Huntrods on Mon Jan 28, 2002 8:16 am

Hehheh, I knew someone was going to make an overcompensation joke about this weeks comic!
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Postby Hunter on Mon Jan 28, 2002 9:37 am

<img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt13.jpg"><P>Sore wa himitsu desu... well, not really. ^^; <i>I</i> certainly wasn't going to make any compensation jokes. Hehehe..<P>(And do you see what Sforzie did to me? Reduced me to a Xelloss-grinning idiot! Geeez... she did it in the pages I appear in during DB too..)
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Postby Ceph on Tue Jan 29, 2002 4:04 am

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Hey it has jiggly fur! **poke** ::jiggle:: **poke** ::jiggle:: **poke** ::jiggle:: Heeheehee! **poke**...
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Postby Hunter on Tue Jan 29, 2002 4:42 am

<img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt13.jpg"><P>Ah, well... fortunately for the sheepies in hell they could probably properly defend themselves against you. That and their parents would never entrust the sheep in the care of someone...um...like you. ^^; That's part of <i>my</i> job, though...<P><img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt10.jpg"><P>...Alright, so that's not really totally comforting either.<P><img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/sheeppyrope.jpg">
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Postby Hunter on Tue Jan 29, 2002 5:24 am

<img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt13.jpg"><P>Yeah, well... I think the springy hair means she's healthy. Or bouncy. Something like that.<P><img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/pyrope.jpg"><P>::peers up at Ceph:: Wow, you've got really short hair! Even yer bangs are short... are you sick?
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Will you get me a cookie?
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Postby Tina on Tue Jan 29, 2002 6:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cannonshop:
<B> Will that be before, or, after, you've dealt with the switchblade-wielding idiot?
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <IMG SRC="http://killroyandtina.keenspace.com/images/tinaang.gif"> <P>Yeah, Killroy! Thanks a frickin' pantload for looming menacingly over that freakshow and doing absolutely <I>nothing!</I> Might as well have Brandon hovering in the shadows! And I still can't get rid of this red-eye.<P>And what the <I>HELL</I> is that thing up there?!
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Postby Hunter on Tue Jan 29, 2002 7:59 am

<img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt10.jpg"><P>Well, if by <i>that thing</i> you mean the red bouncing sheep-dragon baby demon thing, that's Pyrope.
::holds up Pyrope with a few tentacles::<P>Pyrope: I want a cookie! Can we go to the mall? Will you brush my hair? Where's Oli? Where's mommy? Where's my cookie? Huh? Huh?<P><img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt13.jpg"><P>She's... hyper.
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Postby Tina on Tue Jan 29, 2002 10:49 am

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Awwww! For cute! And hey! He cured my red-eye! Can I pet him? is he poisonous? Who's a little cutie-wootie-wumpins? <I>You</I> are! <I>You</I> are!! <P> <IMG SRC="http://killroyandtina.keenspace.com/images/brandon.gif">
I bet my Level 70 Psyduck could take him. See? I can go postal in your stuff too.<P> <IMG SRC="http://killroyandtina.keenspace.com/images/tinaang.gif">
Brandon -- OUT.
<p>[This message has been edited by Tina (edited 01-29-2002).]
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Postby Ceph on Tue Jan 29, 2002 12:03 pm

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...so anyway, I was taking a vacation on this ranch and Mr. Bo asked me to watch his sheep for a couple hours, so I went out into the field and I...<P> <IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cetbnl.jpg">
Zounds! I hear the mighty roar of the river of Justice, and I am the salmon swimming upstream to spawn! I shall lay my eggs of righteousness in her mighty flowing warmth of goodness! Into her I shall spill my seed! My creme de la creme! To spread the warm gooey fruit of goodness from my mighty loins! Villains beware! I am cumming!<P> <IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cbtnk.jpg">
So then she came after me with a cucumber, and I was still covered in treacle. It was really sticky so I couldn't pull my pants up again, so I turned around and...<P> <IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/mmtbnl.gif">
*To Captain Electric*
Oh yeah!?! I'll show you how to whip cream!!!
***bonk crash struggle rrrip! whipwhipwhipwhipwhipWHACK doing! Buddabuddabuddabudda squeak crack Boing!...*<P> <IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cbtnk.jpg">
...I didn't realize sheep could cross their legs like that, especially while running!! Given the cicumstances I was surprised they could walk at all! So anyways, Mr. Bo's sheep were never the same again...but then neither were any of his daughters! And soon after that his son, Billy Bob moved to the city and changed his name to Fluffy. I never had the heart to tell Mr. Bo why.<P> <IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cbshock.jpg">
...Wait, did I just miss something?<p>[This message has been edited by Ceph (edited 01-29-2002).]
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Postby Hunter on Tue Jan 29, 2002 12:57 pm

<img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt1.jpg"><P>Actually, he's a she. And she's only poisonous in that overtly hyper cute hungry kinda of way. Baby dragons are weird like that.<P><img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/pyrope.jpg"><P>What's a Psyduck? Do they taste good? Do they taste like cookies? I like cookies. Can I have another cookie?<P><img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt10.jpg"><P>Does anyone else feel like babysitting this thing? All she requires is attention and cookies. I think.
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Postby Ceph on Thu Jan 31, 2002 2:27 am

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Whaddya mean short hair?!
Heeheehee **poke** ::jiggle:: **poke** ::jiggle:: It's like poking furry jello! **poke** ::jiggle::...
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Postby Hunter on Thu Jan 31, 2002 6:54 am

<img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt1.jpg"><P>Ehhehehe... I'll just go hide over there...<P><img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/pyrope.jpg"><P>Hey! Stop that, you inferior short-blue-haired male! ::bounces:: My big brother's hair reaches the floor, and he could kick your butt up and down the level! Now give me a cookie or I'm gonna bite off your--<P><img src="http://demonicboppu.keenspace.com/images/hunt1.jpg"><P>Uh, now now, calm down Pyrope! You don't need to be biting that off. ::clears throat::
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Postby Cannonshop on Thu Jan 31, 2002 7:39 am

Yeah, Pyrope, don't give him an excuse to turn into a pseudo-macho-asshole by biting <I>that</I> off!<P>------------------
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Postby Brandon on Fri Feb 01, 2002 1:10 am

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Ceph can just grow it back with his mutant morphenomenal lizard powers. What's the big deal?<P>B
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Postby Ceph on Fri Feb 01, 2002 1:28 am

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That's right! You can't bite anything off that I can't grow back! Mwahaha! **poke** I am nigh invincible!<P> <IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cgsly.jpg">
Yeah, but a night invincible wimp. It'll still hurt you know.<P> <IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cbshock.jpg">
Oh yeah...a cookie you wanted was it? **petpetpet** Nice demon sheep...
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