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Postby Tina on Tue Dec 04, 2001 7:56 am

<IMG SRC="http://killroyandtina.keenspace.com/images/tina.gif"> <P>Oh, but he was saying things to you that... like... omigod! eww!eww!eww!! I am SO sorry for you, Ceph.<P>~Tina
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Postby The Raving Katlke on Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:50 am

Ziz conversation iz not evil! Who vill help uz break ze comic code!
Baron!!! Get out ov my hangar! Joo can play with ze planes later, for now ve must find ze doctor!
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Postby Captain Electric on Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:54 am

Break the comic code!?! Ye gods! Are you mad woman!?! Do you know what that means!?!
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Postby Meglomanimom on Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:00 am

Yes! It means I get to win for a change! Never again will I be foiled by a dupe in gaudy tights! Your dumb luck is about to change Captain! Mwahahahahaaa!<P>Would you care for some tea Countess? I have twiglets! Captain?
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Postby The Raving Katlke on Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:03 am

No sank you darlink, I'm afraid I poisoned it already.
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Postby Meglomanimom on Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:05 am

Dear, there is no need to add poison to hemlock tea.
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Postby Justinpie on Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:07 am

*shudders*
Wait. Which one did you poison? The tea, or the twiglets? It's *very* important that you remember this...<P>-Justin<P>------------------
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Postby Captain Electric on Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:09 am

Oooh, head...feels...strange....feels like I'm going to....*clunk*
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Postby Tina on Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:36 am

<IMG SRC="http://killroyandtina.keenspace.com/images/tina.gif"> <P>Well that's just great. Both the author and writer of our comic is dead. I have to find a new job now. Wonder if Makenzie's Locker is hiring. <P>Killroy, you might as well come too. Maybe we can get you a job as an ogre on Tonja Steele, or a robot in some Megaman sprite comic.
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Postby The Raving Katlke on Tue Dec 04, 2001 11:14 am

Mwahahahahaaa!!!
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Postby Meglomanimom on Tue Dec 04, 2001 11:17 am

Mwahahahahaaaa!<P>Darling, we really must do this more often!
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Postby Tina on Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:28 pm

<IMG SRC="http://killroyandtina.keenspace.com/images/tina.gif"> <P>Actually, I'm getting pretty used to stuff like this, Ceph. Still, it's nice to hear a sane voice.<P>By the way, your boyfriend (what was his name again?) kind of, er--well, you know what they say about couples starting to look alike after a while? Anyway, you might want to try something different with your hair. Maybe some black streaks or that whole Ani Difranco pixie-cut/afro thing. Or hey! How about a ponytail?<P>~Tina <P>
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Postby The Raving Katlke on Wed Dec 05, 2001 11:13 am

Mwahahahahaa! Zat iz right leetle one! Ze ticklink machine! Darlink, switch it on would you?<P>Mwahahahahahaaa!<P>*tickletickletickletickletickletickle*<P>------------------
No I vill not tell joo vere ze chocolate iz...
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Postby Genjiro on Wed Dec 05, 2001 12:34 pm

Sheesh...are you guys still going on about breaking the comics code?!? You'll <I>never</I> do it! It's impossible, illogical, and just plain <I>dumb!</I> Evil cannot win! Ever!<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/razz.gif"> <P>Besides, if the good guys lost, that would be me. And the loser never gets the girl. I can't have that.<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/wink.gif"> <P><B>Genjiro</B><P><A HREF="http://www.kyokipress.com/shadowfall/" TARGET=_blank>ShadowFall</A>
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Postby Baron Miste on Wed Dec 05, 2001 12:39 pm

!!!!!! It's...it's...that <I>kitten</I> person!! Quickly, Katlke, my darling! Use your dastardly ticklink machine!! We know ticklishness is his Achille's heel! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!<P><B>Baron Miste</B>
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Postby Genjiro on Wed Dec 05, 2001 12:44 pm

<IMG SRC="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/shocked.gif"> Guh! Nooooooooo! Not the ticklink machine!! Anything but <I>that!!!</I> AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!<P>Oh, Kaichi, you dummy!!! Why, oh <I>WHY</I> wouldn't you teach me to be untickliiiiiiiiiiish?!?!?<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/sad.gif"> <P>
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Postby Sgt. C. Kurtz on Thu Dec 06, 2001 4:45 am

(sound of shotgun being racked) "Comics Code?" what's that? I'm more or less familiar with the work of less... four colour types, you know, JTHM, Heavy Metal Magazine... Sun Tzu and the Art of War... Empirial manual on riot control... Now, then, let the "Kitten" go, or you find out what a "dark" hero is... (aims auto-shotgun waist level at the nice lady tickling Genjiro.)I will count to five, you have until I reach two.
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Postby Meglomanimom on Thu Dec 06, 2001 5:20 am

*whacks Kurtz over the head with a rolling pin--HARD!*<P>*Kurtz crumples to the ground...his shotgun goes off and hits the dreaded ticklin machine square in the chips!*<P>Now darling Katlke, you owe me one.<P>------------------
Now to whip you into a light and fluffy consistancy!
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Postby The Raving Katlke on Thu Dec 06, 2001 5:29 am

Curses! Ze ticklink machine is going to blow!!<P>*Katlke ejects the tickling machine out of the ship (along with poor Gengiro inside it)*<P>Phew! At least I vas prepared ziz time!<P>*Gengiro lands safely...the comic code is not broken yet and he's a hero after all!*<P>Please dear, do me another favour and get zat unconcious gun toting maniac off my ship! Ziz is comedy after all, no room for dark hero's unless it is decide zey go for therapy!
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Postby Killroy on Thu Dec 06, 2001 8:56 am

<IMG SRC="http://killroyandtina.keenspace.com/images/killroy.gif"> <P>This so-called "villainy" is laughable.
(And I use quotation marks around the word "villainy" as it is not villainous at all to tickle one's victims. Were I present to say it vocally, I would stress the word "villainy" with a certain tone of disdain, but without that option on my viewscreen, I must use the aforementioned crude method.)<P>Kudos to the woman who is using poisoned foodstuffs. You could all learn a thing or two from her.<P>KILLROY<p>[This message has been edited by Killroy (edited 12-06-2001).]
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