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Postby Sarah Huntrods on Sun Dec 02, 2001 1:06 am

Sorry about this folks! It seems this thread has been taken over by over the top 1920's style villains and...*bonk* Ow!<P>*Sarah has been knocked unconcious by The Raving Katlke*<P>(Mwaha!)
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Postby The Raving Katlke on Sun Dec 02, 2001 2:44 am

Ach, she haz ztolen ze UberZubenDecomfibulator! Darlink!
Darlink?...get up off ze ground darlink, mustn't show our weakness ne?
I haf anozer zecret veapon aboard ze Golden Goose! Come Darlink! Ve must avay wit us!
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Postby Cannonshop on Sun Dec 02, 2001 10:21 am

CHRISTINE!!!! <I>WHAT</I> did I tell you about digging around in my stuff? (looks over) Hi Killroy. (goes back to berating Christine...) Now, give it back, and go to your <B><I>room.</B></I> (snorts) "kids..."
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Postby The Raving Katlke on Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:06 pm

I now declare ziz forum iz mine! Mwahahahahaaa! Along with ze vorlds entire supply of chocolate! It iz mine! All MINE!!!
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Postby Kaifeng-Christine on Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:07 pm

HEY!!! Sarah's a friend of mine...(Kicks the Baron in the sweetmeats.) Take <B>THAT</B> do-gooder-second-hand-excuse-for-villainy! I've fought tougher villains than you in my <I>SLEEP!!</I> In fact, I've faced tougher sorts than you in <I>Chatrooms!!!</I>
(her heckling almost complete, Christine adds one more item, to really set them off,) Why take over the world, after all, when you can destroy it from an entertainingly safe distance with-(Holds up a remote control-looking gadget) THIS??
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Postby Sarah Huntrods on Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:10 pm

What's this? My evil alter-ego is invading my forum?<P>Ur I mean...she is not, I repeat NOT affiliated with me in any way! Really! I swear!
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Postby The Raving Katlke on Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:14 pm

Oh, joo may deny jourselv leetle one, but deep down joo are evil! EVIL!!! Mwahahahahaaa!
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Postby Sarah Huntrods on Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:16 pm

I'll only admit it if I can ride in your airship!
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Postby Ceph on Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:20 pm

<IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cbsly.jpg"> <P>Ooh hey! Another babe in my forum! Can I ride your airship too?
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Postby The Raving Katlke on Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:22 pm

Vat!?! Joo dare leer at me?!<P>*slaps Ceph*<P>Sigh, I miss my Baron...
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Postby Killroy on Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:24 pm

<IMG SRC="http://killroyandtina.keenspace.com/images/killroy.gif"> <P>*sigh* Amateurs.<p>[This message has been edited by Killroy (edited 12-02-2001).]
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Postby Ceph on Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:26 pm

<IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cgmad.jpg"> <P>Hey! If anyone's going to be beating him up, it's me!<P> <IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cbsad.jpg"> <P>Um...heey!
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Postby Baron Miste on Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:53 pm

Katlke!! My darling little Katlke!!! So long have I missed your evil-doing embrace!! We must get together and blow something up! Particularly some snooty goody-two-shoes do-gooder! <P>MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
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Postby The Raving Katlke on Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:57 pm

Darlink! Joo are here! Oh how I missed joo! Let us run off togezer and take over ze vorld! Mwahahahahaaa!
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Postby Felicia_grey on Mon Dec 03, 2001 4:25 am

My dear Baron. Rule the world with me! I will make u the perfect partener.In fact you may do all the ruling, i will support u all the way, whatever u may do my darling. Leave Kat and join me ..........
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Postby Cannonshop on Mon Dec 03, 2001 4:34 am

<I>hmmm... "Evil Love Triangles..."</I>
heheh- It's a "good" thing, isn't it? (looks at the Baron) I know about you... you helped an old lady cross a busy intersection, foiled a bank robbery... You're secretly a "Hero", aren't you? I mean, what self-respecting villain gets beaten up by hyperactive-Kleptomaniac-undersized-Eighteen year-old Computer geek? Hmmm? yeah... Don't deny it, because the alternative is sooo much worse...
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Postby Kaifeng-Christine on Mon Dec 03, 2001 4:42 am

(storms back in) "I am <I><B>not</I></B> undersized!!!" (straightens posture primly)"I'm <I>space-efficient</I> thankyouverymuch." (opens laptop, types something in...) "There we go..." (checks watch) "Cannonshop, you'd better start running now, the HBI, will be arriving with the Infernal Revenue Service, you're two months past-due on paying the mortgage on your soul, as of... <I>NOW</I>" (mutters) "<I>send <B>Me</B> to my room without listening to what I've got to say..."</I><P>------------------
"I DID NOT steal it, It just...yeah, I was holding it!!!"
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Postby Killroy on Mon Dec 03, 2001 6:30 am

<IMG SRC="http://killroyandtina.keenspace.com/images/killroy.gif"> <P>Greetings to you, as well. You have "Cannon" in your name.
I respect that.<P>
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Postby The Raving Katlke on Mon Dec 03, 2001 7:04 am

<I>Evil love triangles</I> indeed! It seems Baron, zat you haf a young frauline on jour tail. I vonder vat she vill tink ov joo ven she find out how impotent joo arr. Mwaha! Darlink, joo know I only zay zuch thinks because I am evil!<P>Now let me show joo. I hav here ze ticklink machine...is rebuilt in case zat <I>kitten</I> Gengiro tries to invade my ship again...And I haf sometink special...Ve must find ze good heir doctor and he vill explain...<P>------------------
No I vill not tell joo vere ze chocolate iz...
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Postby Baron Miste on Mon Dec 03, 2001 8:23 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaifeng-Christine:
<B>HEY!!! Sarah's a friend of mine...(Kicks the Baron in the sweetmeats.) Take THAT</B> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Urf!!! Guff...I did nothing to Sarah! Only wish...urg...to run away with my darling Katlke!! Mean, nasty female-type person... wait... are you a supervillain, too?! Hm... ***makes eyes at Christine***<P>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>do-gooder-second-hand-excuse-for-villainy! I've fought tougher villains than you in my <I>SLEEP!!</I> In fact, I've faced tougher sorts than you in <I>Chatrooms!!!</I><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
Tough?! Whatever fool said I was <I>tough?!</I> I am, however, unmistakeably <I>suave.</I> ***twists his handlebar mustache in a most sinister, yet charming, way*** You, too, shall succumb to my charms, eventually! MWAHAHAHAHA!<P>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
(her heckling almost complete, Christine adds one more item, to really set them off,) Why take over the world, after all, when you can destroy it from an entertainingly safe distance with-(Holds up a remote control-looking gadget) THIS??
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>***he looks confused*** But...what would there be to do, then?!? That would also destroy the world's chocolate supply! Which, my dear darling Katlke will, willingly or not, reveal to me, in time! mwahaha!<P>***twists his mustache, again, for good measure***<P><B>Baron Miste</B><P>
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