Evil Hamtaro of Doom

PhantomDMR · Post by **PhantomDMR** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 9:48 pm

Hamtaro is about the scariest thing toonami has ever aired, the fact that it has any fans is even scarier. That said, I greatly enjoyed your adventures with semi-famous people...except for Hamtaro....

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 11:50 pm

Yay! Somebody gives a shit!

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 11:55 pm

Wait, this is someone who I specifically sent to the adventures section that I know in person and would probably feel bad ignoring me.

PhantomDMR · Post by **PhantomDMR** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:28 pm

I visit your website usually once a day, that's how i knew you went to the convention and why i asked how it was. I was so happy that you had an actual adventure that I thought we could actually discuss it without the whole semi-famous people thing. I didn't need the link to the pages.

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 12:21 am

Do you want to hear about how we met the guy who was Tom Sawyer in the 60s and now stalks Jody Foster?

I couldn't make this shit up. 8)

PhantomDMR · Post by **PhantomDMR** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 1:46 pm

sounds like an interesting story, let's hear it

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Sun Aug 25, 2002 8:38 pm

Ok. so when we were waiting in line for <a href="http://fuzzball.keenspace.com/con/comicon2.html"> Mind Cheescake</a> (by waiting in line I mean being the only ones there while she was away, strangling kittens or whatever it is non-celebrities do when no one is watching).
Each booth was basically just a table in front of a curtain, and they were separated by little rails made of PVC pipe. After we'd been waiting a few minutes I looked over at the booth next to us where some middle-aged man was sitting by himself, surrounded by glossy photos of a little boy in "old fashioned" clothing. The banner said something like "MEET DISNEY'S TOM SAWYER".

Me: "You were Tom Sawyer?"
Tom Sawyer Guy: "Yup."
Me: "Do you...have any interesting stories or anything?"

He paused for minute, apparently trying to find a story that would appeal to us kids today.

Tom Sawyer Guy: "Well, I gave Jody Foster her first on-screen kiss!"
Me: "Really?"
Tom Sawyer Guy: "Yup."
Me: Cool...
Tom Sawyer Guy: ...
Me:...
Tom Sawyer Guy: "When she won her first Academy Award, I sent her two dozen roses, but she never sent anything back. When she won her SECOND Academy Award, I sent her a fax saying 'Hey I sent you some roses last time, never got a reply. Hope to talk to you soon."
Then I got a response...from her SECRETARY saying that Jody got the roses and she had appreciated them. So we're still good friends. All I need to do is kill Ronald Reagan and we can live happily ever after."

Well, the last part was implied.

Then we met up with Mind Cheescake and our adventures began.

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Wed Aug 28, 2002 12:35 pm

Strangling kittens is bad...

PhantomDMR · Post by **PhantomDMR** » Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:33 pm

I'm inclined to agree!!!!!!

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Wed Aug 28, 2002 8:35 pm

Well, I'm happy to report that Jody foster agrees!

Well that's what her bodyguard told me when he threw me off the property anyway.

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 12:42 pm

Oh Kane, our little stalker...

Wait...? Stalkings not funny.... no Kane, don't do it!

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