Valentine's Day

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 10:18 am

OK, usually Valentine's Day is a sort of lame time of suffering for me. It's really just a nice yearly reminder of what a huge loser I am.But not this year.No, I'm still a loser.But this year it's ok, because with the help of a few people who mentioned things to me, I realized that Valentine's Day doesn't have to be Yearly Reminder That You're A Loser Day. No, from now on I decree that Valentine's Day will be known as DAY BEFORE CANDY GOES ON SALE DAY!Yeah, it kicks ass.------------------
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Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Thu Feb 14, 2002 3:41 am

I told someone that joke and they chuckled slightly. Not very hard, mind you, but I take what I can get.------------------
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Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Fri Feb 15, 2002 3:43 am

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Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Fri Feb 15, 2002 12:45 pm

St. Valentine's Day is evil. Why? Becaused every V-day, something bad happens to me. And this year it has happened again. I'm not going to bore you with the details, but I have a good point here.
Halloween. Nothing evil happens then, so why have it then? Make V-Day, and HW switch spots. It all makes sense.------------------
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Roscoe · Post by **Roscoe** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 1:22 am

St. Valentine's Day:
THEN - Designed to prevent teenagers from screwing.
NOW - Designed to sell greeting cards.

At least we can't complain it's degraded from its original purpose.

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 10:10 pm

How did it prevent teenagers from screwing?
Seems to have the opposite effect!
(Please note I'm not cool/rude enough to be implying something with that)

Helana · Post by **Helana** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 8:59 am

The day is named after Saint Valentine. It's supposed to show the holiness of love, which apparently is sex-less. Did a research paper in highschool about it. It was amusing because I got to say 'sex' a lot.

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 3:26 pm

On 2002-02-19 08:59, helana wrote:
It was amusing because I got to say 'sex' a lot.

Are you the screenwriter for American Pie?

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 4:51 pm

It was amusing because I got to say 'sex' a lot.

That's nothing. I proposed to student government that we have a skanking contest today. So all of the ASB chicks talking about skanking, plus I will probably get to say the word "skank" repeatedly over the big public address system thing.

Redmenace5 · Post by **Redmenace5** » Wed Feb 20, 2002 10:45 am

I used to hate Valentine's day because it reminded me of how depressed and lonely I was. Now I just hate it because I have to buy stuff.

Also, is the Valentine's day Massacre the day they killed gangsters or the day they killed Hugonauts(sp)?

Roscoe · Post by **Roscoe** » Wed Feb 20, 2002 1:44 pm

A SHORT HISTORY OF VALENTINE'S DAY:

(ch. 1)

IN the beginning, the Romans declared that teenagers would be 'married' for a whole month, and got to enjoy all the privileges of that institution. WHEN the Christians took over, they noticed the teenagers were still screwing in Febuary (as well as all other times of year) and invented a holiday (similar to the story of Christmas) to take over from the old one.* So, since they could no longer screw with impunity during the month of Febuary, teenagers began sending letters, bards, and paid-off friends of affection to each other. Not what the Church had wanted, but it worked. The first Valentine's cards were introduced in Germany for about $60 a pop (adjusting for inflation and currency exchange)

* Coincidentally, I believe the original Valentine was a missionary and was boiled alive.

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 12:56 pm

That's interesting, Osk, but...
do you have a non-your ass source of this info?

Roscoe · Post by **Roscoe** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:22 am

Why, yes I do.

"Origins of Christian Holidays" as edited by Frank Lloyd

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 7:24 am

Coincidentally, "'Origins of Christian Holidays' as edited by Frank Lloyd" is the name of Roscoe's ass.