Randomness

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 2:01 am

Hang about, aren't you a girl? I figured if you had a name like helena you would be. Well, shows how wrong a guy(mainly me) can be wrong.------------------
In case anyone wants to
a)Get to know me better
b)Annoy me by giving me tons of ICQ messages
c)E-mail porn like half of the ICQ population seem tothen here's my ICQ 113269417.

Helana · Post by **Helana** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 3:01 am

Um, yeah, actually I *am* a girl...

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 5:22 am

*remembers Helana's previous posts mentioning having a girlfriend and feels good about his memory skills for a few seconds before forgeting what he was doing before checking the board------------------
<A HREF="http://fuzzball.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://fuzzball.keenspace.com
</A> It's sort of hard to explain, but... well, no it's not, just go to the damn site.

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 5:26 am

<southern accent>
We don't take kindly to yer types here, if ya catch ma drift.
It ain't natural!
</southern accent>I am of course referring to Scruffie. It isn't natural to be named Scruffie. Who the hell names their kid Scruffie? Let's go beat him up for no good reason.Helena-Don't take it personally. They don't have lesbians in Scotland--or people, for that matter. It's just Scruffie, Connor MacLeod (in Flashbacks), and thousands and thousands of giant sheep.
Launch some of dem thousand ships at em. ------------------
<A HREF="http://glickglidewell.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Glick Glidewell</A>
Featuring time traveling teenagers not played by Michael J. Fox.<A HREF="http://romeocomic.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Romeo & Juliet</A>
Set in the future! In comic form!

Helana · Post by **Helana** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 5:55 am

What's really funny is I met a lesbian from Scotland today! She's in my English class! But I understand. Most people don't just assume someone's gay because of their name. But I'm happy someone remembered! Oh yeah, and I'm bi, not lesbian. And my girlfriend and I aren't together anymore. Oh well. The Scotish (is that right? or is it 2 ts? or do they say something else? whatever. everyone knows what I mean) chick hit on me. It kinda scared me. She's a foot taller than I am. Yeah, so I think I'm the youngest one in here. And I think it's more accepted for someone to be gay by younger people. But I'm not calling anyone old! Just saying you're probably older than I am. Yeah, so I'm shutting up before I stick my foot anymore in my mouth.

PhantomDMR · Post by **PhantomDMR** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 6:17 am

ummmmm....actually Helana I know you're older than most of us....most of us are HS students.[This message has been edited by phantomDMR (edited 01-08-2002).]

Helana · Post by **Helana** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 6:31 am

Ok, so now I feel like a really big dork. Ooops. I was a highschool student a year ago! That's close, right? Ok, maybe not.

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 9:37 am

*thinks Danica and Helana should hook up------------------
<A HREF="http://fuzzball.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://fuzzball.keenspace.com
</A> It's sort of hard to explain, but... well, no it's not, just go to the damn site.

PhantomDMR · Post by **PhantomDMR** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 10:00 am

Thanks Angelo for bringing up my sordid past as the only member of the infamous NLA (Narcisstic Lesbians Anonymous for those of you out of the loop). I'd like to take up this space to inform you all that as far as I know, I'm not a lesbian. In all possibility I could discover I am, but no girl's done it for me yet, and sorry Helana, but you probably won't. Most of you probably don't even care about this, but for people like Kane who believed I was a lesbian because of all the rumors and jokes about the NLA, I would just like to clear that up.

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 10:06 am

While this sounds a lot like denial, she actually is straight. But she's also fun to call a lesbian.------------------
<A HREF="http://fuzzball.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://fuzzball.keenspace.com
</A> It's sort of hard to explain, but... well, no it's not, just go to the damn site.

Helana · Post by **Helana** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 10:09 am

Xenia Seeberg *is* hot! I'd never heard of her before. Maybe it's because I don't have a tv. But, um, yeah. Just thought I'd say she's hot.

PhantomDMR · Post by **PhantomDMR** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 10:13 am

I'm glad someone sees the amusement in my sexuality being questioned. I find it mildly disturbing when people not in my immediate circle of friends can hear someone say NLA and make the association to me.

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 1:40 am

Glick, will you stop with the Giant Sheep?! We have no Giant Sheep! Have a look for yourself! Now, what we DO have is hairy cows. A Highland Cow. Yeh. They rock. And what have you Americans got?! The word 'Yank'! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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In case anyone wants to
a)Get to know me better
b)Annoy me by giving me tons of ICQ messages
c)E-mail porn like half of the ICQ population seem tothen here's my ICQ 113269417.

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 3:35 am

I don't think Danica is a lesbian, and I don't think anyone else thinks she is either. It's fun to call her a lesbian, because one time she said "I need to get some more girl friends" while surrounded by guys who were being idiots, and I don't plan on forgetting about that ever. The fact that we all know she's straight just adds to the humor.------------------
<A HREF="http://fuzzball.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://fuzzball.keenspace.com
</A> It's sort of hard to explain, but... well, no it's not, just go to the damn site.

Helana · Post by **Helana** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:09 am

My freshman year of highschool some upperclassmen made a TTYGC- the They Think You're Gay Club- and invited me to join. Apparently half the school (of about 500 people) thought I was gay. It was amusing and I got a really neat card that this guy, Forrest, printed. I still have it and keep it in my rainbow wallet. Anyway, sophomore year I moved to Texas, dated a girl, and apparently everyone else was right all along. That pisses me off. Not saying you're gay and you don't know it or anything, just sharing how stereotypes can sometimes be right. But that really pisses me off. And now I'm going to sleep before my next class so I don't fall asleep during anatomy. The professor is partially bald, but what little hair he does have is so long he wears it braided halfway down his back. My theory is that everytime some of his hair falls out he adds it to the braid. Don't ask me how. It's just magic. Ok. I'm rambling. Can ya tell I only got 3 hours of sleep? Yeah. I can. And now I'm answering myself. Great.

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 3:15 am

Giant sheep and hairy cows are essentially the same thing.
*thinks*
WAITASECOND!
You have giant cows!?! Like the one in "Highlander"!?! Fuck this, I'm moving to Scottland! Ah, screw it. Could you please mail me one?
Danica isn't a lesbian but she is one of the aforementioned hairy cows. Moo. ------------------
<A HREF="http://glickglidewell.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Glick Glidewell</A>
Featuring time traveling teenagers not played by Michael J. Fox.<A HREF="http://romeocomic.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Romeo & Juliet</A>
Set in the future! In comic form!

PhantomDMR · Post by **PhantomDMR** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 9:58 am

Mind your elders, boy. I'm one enemy you don't want to make.

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 11:47 am

1) It was a joke. The combination of two simulataneously running threads into one is the basis for much humor, including that of many sitcoms.2) Seriously, whenever I try to do something nice for you (like buy you food) you go and do something mean, like making fun of me for being "new". Putting me down for being younger than you, is, ironically, childish. 3)I think all this antsiness can be solved with a new episode of Fuzzball, eh Angelo?4) I'm sure Scruffie will behappy to send you a giant hairy cow too. Scottland has over 3.5 billion giant cows according to the last census in 1995.5) I'm standing firm on my statement of "Moo". Moo.------------------
<A HREF="http://glickglidewell.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Glick Glidewell</A>
Featuring time traveling teenagers not played by Michael J. Fox.<A HREF="http://romeocomic.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Romeo & Juliet</A>
Set in the future! In comic form!

Helana · Post by **Helana** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 8:13 am

I got my right eyebrow pierced! Twice! Well, really three times, but the guy decided the ring looked too big for my face so he took it out to put a new one in and couldn't find the holes again because the blood was in the way. I'm so excited! My father will be very pissed when he finds out. I don't know when that will be. Hopefully not soon. Yay! Piercings! I am now going to go find people to show. Have a nice day.

Llama · Post by **Llama** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 1:04 am

Im scottish damnit! Scotland rocks! We invented good stuff like TV and IRN BRU (*droolz*) and according to scientific research have one of the highest natural genetic resistances to alchohol (take that you lightweight english bastards)