Christmas Joke!

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Fri Dec 21, 2001 2:38 am

Santa just finishes putting the presents down in someones house, when he spots a a woman in a night dress, whos apparently been waiting for him. The woman removes her dress, then begs him to stay, but he refuses with a ryhme.
"HoHoHo, gotta go, gotta go,
Gotta get those presents to the children, you know."
She then removes her bra(she is desperate, an old faggot like Chris Kringle. Slut) then begs him to stay. Again,
"HoHoHo, gotta go, gotta go,
Gotta get those presents to the children, you know."
She decides she will be branded a slut, and removes her panties. Again with the begging, and this time:
"HoHoHo, gotta stay, gotta stay,
Can't get up the chimeney with my pecker this way!"Yes, I know, its sexist, its horrible, and who the hell wants Santa? Maybe an ex-girlfriend or something thats been stalking him, or one of Mrs Claus opponents at bingo in a bodysuit. WHo knows, but when you think about it, what jokes actually do make sense?------------------
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PhantomDMR · Post by **PhantomDMR** » Fri Dec 21, 2001 9:50 am

Thanks for the joke, it amused me greatly. It's funny, I read this and then got on AIM and looked up a name and someones profile had the same joke.

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Sat Dec 22, 2001 1:29 am

Coincidence?
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Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Sat Dec 22, 2001 12:44 pm

Oh y'know...the people...that play bingo....in the north pole.------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Mon Dec 24, 2001 9:24 am

I would say... Ronald Reagan.The plot thickens...------------------
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Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Tue Dec 25, 2001 7:20 am

So your saying, Ronald Reagan got a lot of plastic surgery, hopped in a body suit(cos plastic surgery cant do miracles) and seduced Santa?...hmm...odd...that actually makes sense...------------------
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