Do you have money, do your parents have money? Do you read Okk? Do you like Okk? Support the author! (Not that his parents don't.) By some Okkandise... Spread the word... WE need more people to read Okk. I have done my part, purchasing the first Okkandise ever sold, the exclusive I'm Evil ash grey sweatshirt! Ask not what your money can do for him, but what your money can do in buying you new clothes and spreading the Okk. (And thereby spreading the Witticisma too, which we know if by far superior to our dear beloved Okk.)
I'm an unemployed high school graduate living with my parents. I don't HAVE any money. And even if I did, I'd probably spend it on Nyquil right about now.