First things first, you are retarded.
I need you. (first one I got when I loaded it)
What's with that dadgum hemorrhoid?
Heavens to betsy, you really are a dick head.
It's not easy trying to love you.
You've been gaining a lot of enemies.
Who's laughing now you mauled dickwad?
You're a hamster taster.
Here's an idea, you are a fart.
Ram a finger in your ass.
Your cock rammed best friend is cock rammed. (LMAO)
Don't walk away from me while I'm talking to you.
Shhhh, someone might realize that you are a sphincter.
Someone ought to electrocute your scrotum.
Very nearly all of your life will be spent vacuuming.
(and last but not least) I am going to burn your poop. <P>------------------
This is the work of someone with scissors and glue, and too much freetime!
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