THE QUIZZZ

Postby Egg_chan on Sat Dec 15, 2001 11:42 am

if you didnt already know email your answers to me at ryan-jones@beer.com or post them here, the winner will be glorified on the website!
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Postby Egg_chan on Sat Dec 15, 2001 12:49 pm

GOODLUCK(keep in mind if your answer is fuckin funny or really creative you will be rewarded more points than if it right!)<P>section A (multiple choice)<P>1.What breed of dog is whoopi goldberg?
(a)pitbull
(b)dashhund
(c)those dirty big dogs in ghostbusters
(d)some sort of alien slut dog which breeds by shitty in its own mouth<P>2. In scobby doo, when the time to split up and search for clues, why did fred always team up with daphny and not selma??
(a)selma is a lesbian
(b)daphny gives better head
(c)feels intimidated by selma's intelligence
(d)fears shaggy will shag daphny if he had the chance<P>3. In an episode of the simpsons, fred grimms' diploma is almost stolen by a bird, what type of bird was it?
(a)crow
(b)raven
(c)dove
(d) seagull<P>4. which one of the following is not an enemy of spiderman?
(a) carnage
(b)lizzard
(c)chameleon
(d)firelord
(e)none of the above<P>5.In 'the boy who could fly' what ingenius combat tactics does the kid with all the gi joes inflict on the neighhood bully?
(a)calls him a mother fucker with 2 fathers
(b)shags the bullies sister whilst thinkin about his mother
(c)shoots piss at him with a water pistol
(d)pulls his pants down at school assembly<P>section B (true or false)
(a) is mark hamill gay?
(b)does he-man marry shera?
(c)is Mr.T gay? (think about, remember wrestlemania 2)
(d)in the movie 'cadyshake' the golf course is called bushwood?
(e)transformers paved the way for gobots?
(f)lieutenant sulu(star trek) is a botanist?
(g)frank farina should burn in hell?<P>section C
1.
If Che Guevara assembled a team of 5 80s cartoon character for gurilla warfare against bin laden who would he assemble and why??<P>2. wonder woman had an invisible plane, could it be hijacked??how?<P>3. why does snopp doggy dog have such a small penis?<P>4. why was michael keaton cast as batman in batman?<P>5. if luke skywalker had of joined the dark side would there be a GST?
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Postby Egg_chan on Sat Dec 15, 2001 12:54 pm

section A Q3 typo, frank not fred
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