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Postby Shepherd on Wed Mar 27, 2002 4:11 am

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Postby ZOMBIE USER 5470 on Wed Mar 27, 2002 9:45 am

Coolies,

I have the powers of a radioactive man!

I guess that means that bits of me will keep melting off and eventually I'll become a pool of overcooked protoplasm with a half-life. But look at the bright side, (well, ok, that would probably be me in a dark room), all I have to do is bite someone and you all know what happens then?

Right! A year of painful rabies shots!

Wait,

no,

that's not quite right....
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Postby TheangryQ on Wed Mar 27, 2002 10:42 am

I got animal communication.

Now, to unleash my attack ferrets upon the world. Try and stop *that*, Man Man!
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Postby El SillY on Thu Mar 28, 2002 2:11 am

I got invisibility, yey...
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Postby Shepherd on Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:41 am

I got invisibility, yey...


What th' -- who said that? Where are you?
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Postby TheangryQ on Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:09 am

My ferrets will sniff him out!
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Postby El SillY on Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:01 am

Oh poop, not the ferrets! *steps on the ferrets* AHAHAHAHA! Crap, now my shoes are full of blood...

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Postby ManMan on Fri Mar 29, 2002 7:59 am

I have Animal Communication powers... that'll f#@king help me when I'm being shot at by an evil biker gang... crappy powers...
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Postby Lanty on Fri Mar 29, 2002 8:50 am

I also got invisibility.

Hmm...speaking of which, this is the first time I've been seen at the Man Man forum in quite some time...
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Postby ManMan on Fri Mar 29, 2002 1:19 pm

I'm there all the time... I just don't often have anything important to say... like right now, the most important thing i can say is...
"doodlewack!!!!"
Total waist of time... see?
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 5470 on Sat Mar 30, 2002 8:53 pm

On 2002-03-29 13:19, ManMan wrote:

Total waist of time... see?



Holy Slim-Past! Man-man has the
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Behold the mighty <font face=arial size=-1><i>Waist of Time</i><FONT SIZE="-1"><SUP>TM</SUP></FONT> and gaze into the scrying navel lint. What mysteries does it hold? What Prophesies does it portent? And why the heck is it blue most of the time?
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Postby El SillY on Sun Mar 31, 2002 3:35 am

Mine is often gray, is that of any importance?
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Postby Lanty on Mon Apr 01, 2002 6:35 am

My Waist of Time is in a state of flux.
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Postby TheangryQ on Mon Apr 01, 2002 1:45 pm

A waist is a terrible thing to time.

Uh, wait.
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Postby Shepherd on Tue Apr 02, 2002 5:46 am

As time wastes your mind, time expands your waist.
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Postby Vinnie Noodle Doodle on Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:57 pm

PUN ALERT!!!!

"Waist not want nut" is what Tarzan says when he's not hungry.

I too have been given the grand power of Animal Communication!!! Fear me, all you pussys out there!!!!


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Postby Steve-o on Wed Apr 03, 2002 11:13 am

On 2002-04-02 14:57, Vinnie Noodle Doodle wrote: I too have been given the grand power of Animal Communication!!! Fear me, all you pussys out there!!!!


This bites. How am I supposed to control an army of rabid hamsters and become a super villain when every other superhero out there has the power to talk to animals just like me??

I want my money back.



What? What do you mean I didn't pay for it? I'll sue you for defamation!
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Postby Shepherd on Wed Apr 03, 2002 3:23 pm

Hot DAMN, it's good to have some Spartacus back in my life.

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Postby ZOMBIE USER 5470 on Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:50 pm

On 2002-04-03 11:13, Steve-o wrote:
This bites. How am I supposed to control an army of rabid hamsters and become a super villain when every other superhero out there has the power to talk to animals just like me??


*sigh* Yet again we witness someone failing to take full advantage of an obvious benefit.

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<blockquote>Hey, Answer the weasel will you?</blockquote>Ok! Ok! Hello?
<i>Grrii grrr gikrr grrriigg.</i>
Oh, Hi Steve. How's it going?
<i>Gik grr grrik eeegg rrrrkkk</i>
Sure, you can borrow the DeToasting Ray. Big weekend plans?
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Sure, but think of what you'll save in long distance rats (err. <i>rates</i>)
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