Snag your super-power!

Shepherd · Post by **Shepherd** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 4:11 am

http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/superpower.jsp

I got 'Super Speed.'

ZOMBIE USER 5470 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 5470** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 9:45 am

Coolies,

I have the powers of a radioactive man!

I guess that means that bits of me will keep melting off and eventually I'll become a pool of overcooked protoplasm with a half-life. But look at the bright side, (well, ok, that would probably be me in a dark room), all I have to do is bite someone and you all know what happens then?

Right! A year of painful rabies shots!

Wait,

no,

that's not quite right....

TheangryQ · Post by **TheangryQ** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 10:42 am

I got animal communication.

Now, to unleash my attack ferrets upon the world. Try and stop *that*, Man Man!

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 2:11 am

I got invisibility, yey...

Shepherd · Post by **Shepherd** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:41 am

I got invisibility, yey...

What th' -- who said that? Where are you?

TheangryQ · Post by **TheangryQ** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:09 am

My ferrets will sniff him out!

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:01 am

Oh poop, not the ferrets! *steps on the ferrets* AHAHAHAHA! Crap, now my shoes are full of blood...

-El SillY, it's like hollow man only gooder

ManMan · Post by **ManMan** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 7:59 am

I have Animal Communication powers... that'll f#@king help me when I'm being shot at by an evil biker gang... crappy powers...

Lanty · Post by **Lanty** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 8:50 am

I also got invisibility.

Hmm...speaking of which, this is the first time I've been seen at the Man Man forum in quite some time...

ManMan · Post by **ManMan** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 1:19 pm

I'm there all the time... I just don't often have anything important to say... like right now, the most important thing i can say is...
"doodlewack!!!!"
Total waist of time... see?

ZOMBIE USER 5470 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 5470** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 8:53 pm

On 2002-03-29 13:19, ManMan wrote:

Total waist of time... see?

Holy Slim-Past! Man-man has the
<center>
Waist of Time
</center>

Behold the mighty Waist of TimeTM and gaze into the scrying navel lint. What mysteries does it hold? What Prophesies does it portent? And why the heck is it blue most of the time?

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 3:35 am

Mine is often gray, is that of any importance?

Lanty · Post by **Lanty** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 6:35 am

My Waist of Time is in a state of flux.

TheangryQ · Post by **TheangryQ** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 1:45 pm

A waist is a terrible thing to time.

Uh, wait.

Shepherd · Post by **Shepherd** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 5:46 am

As time wastes your mind, time expands your waist.

Vinnie Noodle Doodle · Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:57 pm

PUN ALERT!!!!

"Waist not want nut" is what Tarzan says when he's not hungry.

I too have been given the grand power of Animal Communication!!! Fear me, all you pussys out there!!!!

Good to be back boys, sorry it's been so long,
Caleb

_________________
I'll clip ya, real good like, sucka.

[ This Message was edited by: Vinnie Noodle Doodle on 2002-04-02 14:58 ]

Steve-o · Post by **Steve-o** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 11:13 am

On 2002-04-02 14:57, Vinnie Noodle Doodle wrote: I too have been given the grand power of Animal Communication!!! Fear me, all you pussys out there!!!!

This bites. How am I supposed to control an army of rabid hamsters and become a super villain when every other superhero out there has the power to talk to animals just like me??

I want my money back.

What? What do you mean I didn't pay for it? I'll sue you for defamation!

Shepherd · Post by **Shepherd** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 3:23 pm

Hot DAMN, it's good to have some Spartacus back in my life.

VND WILL RULE!

ZOMBIE USER 5470 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 5470** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:50 pm

On 2002-04-03 11:13, Steve-o wrote:
This bites. How am I supposed to control an army of rabid hamsters and become a super villain when every other superhero out there has the power to talk to animals just like me??

*sigh* Yet again we witness someone failing to take full advantage of an obvious benefit.

<blockquote>
Grriiggrrrii!
Grriiggriiii!
<blockquote>Hey, Answer the weasel will you?</blockquote>Ok! Ok! Hello?
Grrii grrr gikrr grrriigg.
Oh, Hi Steve. How's it going?
Gik grr grrik eeegg rrrrkkk
Sure, you can borrow the DeToasting Ray. Big weekend plans?
</blockquote>

Sure, but think of what you'll save in long distance rats (err. rates)