I want some Mang...

Artemus Wolf · Post by **Artemus Wolf** » Wed Oct 03, 2001 5:30 am

That way I won't have to ride my bike to school every morning. The thing's turning to crap.

Daniel Edwards · Post by **Daniel Edwards** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 12:38 am

When Luckett gets a merchandise section up I look forward to helping him stick a Mang label on Lilt cans for a quick buck. maybe the same would work for Death Beer.

Mackin · Post by **Mackin** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 1:01 am

Pointless info here- but while you're on the subject, the original name for 'Mang' was 'mangorange' except Luckett was distraught to discover this name was already patented as 'A Vitamin And Fiber Beverage Containing 12 Essential Vitamins'- hahaha! People I know who actualy dared to drink this concotion of Luckett's- lived to regret it. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Jamie Bailey:
Really? Now I HAVE to get some Mang!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Luckett X · Post by **Luckett X** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 1:16 am

one memorable quote of a victim of drinking Mang was:"I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME!"Mang is a drink so sugary, carbonated and caffeene high it warps peoples minds.However, Mang-whiskey-port-gin, a strange cocktail of evil, actually sent me on a trip to the astral plane.Pure Mang is hard to find these days, i shall have to hunt some down again...

Artemus Wolf · Post by **Artemus Wolf** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 1:59 am

......I still want some Mang. ;p

Jamie Bailey · Post by **Jamie Bailey** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 2:19 am

WOW! GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!

Daniel Edwards · Post by **Daniel Edwards** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 9:54 am

Mang can in fact be a highly lethal concoction the original batch caused four different symptons:
1) Random Violence
2) Paralysis
3) Psychic Abilities
4) A Need to play Die Hard Arcade
Not pretty.

Jamie Bailey · Post by **Jamie Bailey** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 11:30 am

Really? Now I HAVE to get some Mang!

Luckett X · Post by **Luckett X** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 1:46 am

Wheeee! Jimbo!Yes, Mang will be appearing again in the 1st Major plot line, starting probably around issue #10. Its a short yet good plotline, and i like it. Its a competition to produce an advert for MANG, and the winner recieves a 1 year supply of said glowing beverage.

Daniel Edwards · Post by **Daniel Edwards** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 9:51 am

Mangorange argh those were the days back when we realised that it was possible to get legally drunk whilst hideously underage. One downside though the Hangover cure... Mangorage+Milk+Golden Nuggets It was horrible

JimboX · Post by **JimboX** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 11:18 am

You want Mang eh? You can't begin to imagine the untold horrors of 'the victims'Since imbibing Mang, I have been driven to learn ALL martial arts, wear trenchcoats, find out the cheapest place to buy medieval weapons online, drink human blood, and laugh when I hear stories of monkeys punching middle-aged women in the genitals.During my first Mang experience, the entire top half of my body turned red. My colleague Graeme felt the urge to beat Daniel Edwards with a variety of pillows, I saw the future. Yes, I could see through time.Despite the trauma, it is an eye-opening experience, it will put hairs on your chest.. and your eyes.That is all. DRINK.JimboX

Daniel Edwards · Post by **Daniel Edwards** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 11:26 am

That was a sad day in all our lives at once totally soul destroying but also uplifting. Once you have seen into the abyss life seems full and happy. The short term effects in me were a loss of leg use. Since then I have attempted to repair my life but the apathy has become more a part of me than any other facet of my personality. Only know am I managing to rebuild my life. Since that day I have never been the same happy go lucky attitude. I sometimes want to die. But it was glorious while it lasted so glorious. Mang is truly the drink of the gods.