Each answer is tied to a single character. Answering with that character's response adds one point to his or her score. At the end, the character with a) the highest score, and b) is last on the list (because of how the winner is calculated) is the person you end up with.
The results are a little slanted towards Freddie, Barney and Greg, but I didn't feel like implementing a more complicated voting model.
Cthlulhu fhtagn that people would quit trying to wake him.
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