How not to look like a penguin, con't.

How not to look like a penguin, con't.

Postby Vorn The Unspeakable on Thu Jul 18, 2002 4:26 am

6. Avoid Bud Ice. Shoggoths do watch a little TV, and have seen the old Budweiser commercials with the penguin stealing the Bud Ice. If you have Bud Ice near you, the shoggoth will likely think that you are a Sinatra-singing penguin who lurks in people's fridges and steals their beer. Not only will he want to eat you because you're a penguin, but also he will want to get rid of you because he hates Sinatra and doesn't want you lurking in his fridge and stealing his beer.

I love it. best laugh I've had in a while.

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Postby Elizabeth Sherry on Sat Jul 20, 2002 12:44 pm

:lol:
*hugs* You know, I've never seen those commercials. Budweiser certainly likes its animals, though, doesn't it?
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Postby Vorn The Unspeakable on Tue Jul 23, 2002 11:30 am

7. Don't hold things on your feet, especially white spheroids. Shoggoths like penguin omelettes better than they like plain old penguins.

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