Cthulhu Cultist (Another Filk)

[Mark Sherry]

<u>Cthulhu Cultist</u> to the tune of "Pinball Wizard" by The Who.
This was written over a small period of time, where I ranged from happy (the first three verses), not as happy (the 4^th verse) and just plain tired (last verse). If I had the time, I'd probably rework verses 4 & 5.
You can find the midi file for this one <a href="http://tcow.keenspace.com/images/pbw.mi ... a>.<P>Ever since I was a young boy I heard Cthulhu's Call
Yog-Sothoth to Nyarlathotep I musta called them all
Still I ain't seen nothing like him in any darkened hall
That insane cultist sure does beat them all<P>He gibbers as he draws out bloody figures on the floor
Trying to summon creatures from best-forgotten lore
But watch out for those tentacles or you'll end up quite sore
No, you just don't get cultists like him no more<P>He's a Cthulhu cultist; he's got to be insane
Was it chanting or the horrors that finally broke his brain?
Why do you think he does it I don

[Roscoe]

Karay. (it's a cross between "horay" and "kawaii")