Bike Riders who run into people are bastards

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Mon Aug 21, 2000 7:45 am

Hey there,
after reading your rants about the bike crash I wanna admit that I, have once been hit my a bicycle. Be it I was only 10 or so but god damn that hurt. Then I almost got hit about two weeks ago cuz I was listening to my walkman and he just missed me. Since he isn't suppose to be on the sidewalk in the first place I yelled at the bastard and he insulted me back.I use to ride my bike a lot, last year, but I made sure to ride on the road. Then I realized bikes suck, they really do. No one has respect for these guys so I put my bike away and it hasn't been out yet. So anyways, to quote Dave Folley from a Kids in the Hall skit, "Just say it out loud, sideWALK? No where does it say sidebicycle."------------------
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Case Yorke · Post by **Case Yorke** » Mon Aug 21, 2000 8:15 am

DUUUDE! You were watching the Kids tonight on the Comedy Channel, weren't ya? I mean, when Foley did that monologue about clotheslining the cyclist, I cheered.Being a cyclist is the most ingrateful thing in the world to be. Nobody respects them on the road, everybody wants to shove them off the sidewalk, but trust me, they deserve it.One of the reasons I was so quiet last week and tardy in answering emails and stuff was because of lots of stuff concerning the lawsuit I'm filing against El Prick-O the Gatorade-Sponsored Lunatic. Yeah, I'm going through with it because the lawyers said I have a good case (PUN!).Now, unfortunately, and until this lawsuit is over, I can't discuss it over public medium. One of the first questions the attourneys asked me was if I had a website. I answered "Yes" out of pure honesty, and out of fear that the defense might pull Sandy out of nowhere and have her testify to the fact that I DO have a webiste since all she wants is to see me rot. They then had me sign papers that I was not to discuss the suit in any detail, other than casually, like I just did in the previous paragraph, until the suit is over. Which may take a while.But don't worry folks, I'll have a lot to talk about once this one's done. Man, there's some stuff going on here which is right out of the X-Files. But without the aliens. And Gillian Anderson (dagnabbit!).Nonetheless, cyclists suck.Case------------------
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Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Mon Aug 21, 2000 8:48 am

Yes...I watch KITH a little too much. The weirdest thing is, as soon as I learned how to drive, this digust for cyclist has popped into my brain. Why are there so many stupid road rules protecting their ass, when they tend to be the screw-loose in the brain type. Trust me, it takes guts to ride a bike in traffic, but most times these people are just crazy.
But I shouldn't bad mouth all of them, lots like to ride trails and such which is cool.
Geez, sucks about the lawsuit. I wanna hear the dirty details damn it! I guess that means I can't ask how many millins your suing him for <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
and having Sandy as a suprise witness is only the work of what a cold-hearted person would do, namely lawyers.

Lee.herold · Post by **Lee.herold** » Mon Aug 21, 2000 9:03 am

SANDY: "...And your Honor, he dips his Oreos in MILK!!"*Gasps from the gallery*JUDGE: "Mr. Yorke, I have seen some sick fuckers in my time, but you, sir... You make me want to vomit. Baliff, take this... "man"... into custody. And tell the other prisoners he's a pedophile."*Raucous applause from the gallery*BIKE RIDER: "Pedal-phile? Cool. Me, too."SANDY (to bike rider): "Wanna go to a Rave with me?"Curtain drops.------------------
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