Well, since we all love it when girls beat boys, here's a little something for your perusal.
<a href="http://www.kawaiinet.com/contents/viewnews.cgi?newsid1017721624,80298,">Girl Beat Boy</a> (at this time the poster would like to point out that UBB code is the GAYEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE, WORSE THAN THAT ONE GOKU ON HARRY POTTER FANFIC), possibly the most disturbing, eerie, just plain terrifying (non Waita-Uziga) website on the face of the internet. Only brave men dare tread those waters, and it takes a higer, braver and wiser man *cough* than thou art to write a shoddy, rum-fueled article about it.
In repose: DOOD THIS COMIC ROXOR!