Merry Christmas y'all

[Yamcha Hibiki]

Twas the night before frikkin' Christmas, and all through the lab
Not a speciman was stirring, not even a crab.
Test tubes were hung on shelves with care
In hopes that not a single person would be there.

The mutations were gross and stuck in their tube.
Maybe their dreams of life could someday come true.
And Ray quite mad, and Aussie with his hat.
Were thinking of what to do to that evil evil cat.

When outside there arose quite a scream.
Seems the guard was reduced to nothing but steam.
Away to the door Aussie ran quite fast.
To grab his gun and ammo from his weapon stash.

The blood flowed all over the new-fallen snow.
Which added to the amazing horrors below.
For what would Aussie see with his very own eyes.
But two people who would wish for him to die.

With a cat like girl, so angry and mean.
It has to be Fusion D that he has seen.
And the other quite loud and extremely rude.
Was that Yaki Soba girl who came from the hood.

"We'll stab him, and grab him, and jab him, and drill him!
We'll kick him, and rip him, and cap him, and kill him!
We'll chop off his head and pull off his arm!
We'll deal harm, yes harm, and more harm!"

Through the doors they ran with quite a fast dash.
They knocked over everything, they were quite rash.
So up through the stairs they ran and they flew.
Hoping to get Aussie before he even knew.

And then quite scared, he heard from the room
The stomping and clawing of his nearing doom.
As Steve tried to sneak out his romm's door.
He saw Fusion D who was ready to roar.

She has some fur, on her tail and her ears
and her clothes all covered by blood and beers
A couple of guns she had in her hands
It was obvious to Steve she wasn't his fan.

Her eyes all narrowed, filled with sorrow and anger
Her teeth all pointed, Steve's obviously in danger
Her ears they twitched, she knows he's there.
She'll kill him dead and not even care.

And Yaki came too, showing a menacing grin.
Looks like the creulity was about to begin.
She had an angry face, and her hair is all red.
Also one tentacle, cause the rest were all dead.

She was menacing and mean, but not all too bright.
But it was obvious to Steve that they'd win this fight.
They said something that Steve could not quite hear.
They said that they knew he was obviously near.

Then he was spotted, they were ready to kill.
Steve was jumped, his chances were nill!
And just when Fusion was ready to choke.
To her utter surprise, Fusion D awoke.

It was a dream, one that felt quite real.
The best dream she's had, that's how she feels.
So she decided to yell something that doesn't seem quite right.
"MERRY FRIKKIN' CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

[Kirk]

W00t!