"Also, remember that Patricia here is infatuated with Kevin-- y'know, that gay dragon that's always hanging around and hits on Eric all the time?"
Yeah. What about it. What you should be saying is:
"Also, remember that Kevin who's not here is infatuated with Eric-- y'know, that man-bitch with a pretty mouth that's always hanging around all the time? Well, we're about to start a wonderful shounen-ai plotline between him and Kevin. Yeehaw! Hurray for making my straight readers uncomfortable!"
Further more, Kevin is NOT hitting on Eric all the time. >.< I've only seen him hit on Eric FOUR TIMES during the entire strip, and two of them I wrote! Grrrrr.