To whoever reads this, read Bob Dole's comic too. Its not on the Internet, but Bob Dole's comic is on the back of some cocktail napkins that Bob Dole has in Bob Dole's living room. Bob Dole has been hard at work drawing pictures of Bob Dole's penis now that it can stand up again. Bob Dole's comic also has lots of pictures of badgers too. You'll like it, or Bob Dole will stab you in the eye.
Bob Dole is in da House Baaay-Beee!