The kids, their hunters, and one whacked robot. These hazards are general mania.
1. Chip Duckbill - Smartaleck - Gets everyone angry at him. Bosses will attack him instead of you on their next turns.
2. Walter Taft - Plunger Gun - Gives one player a Plunger Gun (Plu), with four plungers. When fired, has 50% chances of inflicting Blind, 50% chances of inflicting Confused, and 10% chances of inflicting Death Sentence on a player.
(Note: What happens if the plunger covers your mouth and nose? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif"> )
3. Wendy Taft - Tomboyishness - Hammers a random person for 50 damage.
(Note: I vote yes)
4. Artie Taft - CRACK THE PINATA!!!! - A random boss is tied up and Stopped until the next hazard. Artie joins the team until then with 500 HP, 0 MP, ATK up, and a sadistic tendancy to, ahem, "CRACK THE PINATA!!!"
(Note: Sorry, no Random cute attack. He has more hazards exclusively to himself than ANYONE ELSE right now. And that includes Incardine and even the Cow King... I MAY decide to drop these two hazards and give Artie his own set. Deatheye Omega got one after all.)
5. Artie Taft - Don't call him Artemis - A random player becomes dumb enough to call him Artemis, and becomes MIA running from Artie for 2 rounds.
6. Baxter Taft - Boring - Nothing happens.
7. The Police - Where's the Donuts??? - One player is suddenly loaded with a bunch of Donuts. He'd be wise to pass them on, becuase when the next hazard rolls around, the police will storm the donut bag and run over the holder for 100 damage IGNORING THE CRITICAL RULE.
*Me saves the script*<P>Sargeant Brimstone: GRIDLEY! WHERE ARE MY DONUTS !!!!!!
Gridley **talking meekly**: We're out sir....
Cookie Cop #1: **twirling arms** PANIC PANIC !!!!!!!!
Cookie Cop #2: **running in cirlces** DOOM DOOM !!!!!!!!!!
Cookie Cop #3: Hey, *name here* has a whole bag of them!!!
Sargeant Brimstone: GET THE DONUTS!!!!<P>8. Mister Twister - Look! Your capillaries are open!!!! - Nothing happens... Yet. HZ bar goes up four notches.
9. Deatheye Hypno Orb - Open Fire - On one ally for 30 damage.
10. Hologram Hypno Orb - Shield System - One player gains DEF^. Another gains MDEF^. Another gains Relect. All for 3 rounds.
11. Daisy Me Bigjiggles - Acting excessively cute - Two random male characters (NEVER BOSSES) are Charmed for 3 turns.
(Note: A VERY bad thing.)<P>Deatheye Omega Catchphrases set (6), 16 hazards
Deatheye Omega has all sorts of Cheesy stuff to say!!! ^_^_^_^_^ (And yes, he's said every one of these in the series at least once.)
1. "ANDALAY! ANDALAY!!! EPA EPA!!! ARRIBA!!!!" - Cows storm the arena for 30 damage to EVERYONE.
2. "EV - ERY- ONE DO-THE-MA-RI-O!!!" - Everyone begins to Do the Mario and can't take any actions in the next round.
3. "Don't Delay! Act Now!" - Someone goes MIA looking for a Phone for 1 round.
4. "The Battle Rages on - But the Soul Still Burns!" - Everyone gets ATK up.
5. "Hey Pizanos!!! It's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!!!" - Everyone goes off to watch the show. Battle ends without a result. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">
6. "A Winner is You!!!!" - One ally gains three random items.
7. "We're The Mario Brothers! And plumbing's our game! We're not like the others who get all the fame! If your sink is in trouble, just call us on the double! We're faster than the others you'll be hooked on the brothers! Ugh! Word to your Mother, Homeskillet!!!" - Deatheye Omega Joins the bosses with 100 HP and 100 MP. Evry turn he has, he'll summon a Deatheye Omega Catchphrase Hazard.
8. "Decepticonsatthegate Decepticonsintheair Decepticonsinsidethewall DecepticonsDecepticonsDecepticons!!!!" - A bunch of Decepticons appear all over the place and deal 20 damage to everyone.
9. "Pardon Me Mrs. Nesbitt, but you seem to have dropped your period! Allow me to pick it up for you!!!!" - All female characters get two actions per turn. one of them is treated as if Beserk. Lasts for three turns.
(Note: I actually added this hazard to semi-promote the use of female characters as balance for the Thief class. And it's all I could think of!!! ^^)
10. "Would you could you in a box? Would you could you with a Fox?" - A box with a fox inside appears. Can be thrown for 50 damage. If the Ref is getting tired, the fox gets pissed and bites someone for 50 damage. The enemy is decided in the same way as the Rezo and Copy Rezo Hazards.
(translation: Lamers are the victims.)
11. "GO GO GADGET COPTER!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" - Two random allies go Airborne.
12. "Horrors! I'm beign violated!! Stop touching that you freak!!!" - One random ally gets to pilot Deatheye Omega and gets their stats raised to: 200 HP, 150 MP, 80 ATK, +3 ATK, +3 DEF, +3 MATK, +3 MDEF.
(Edited due to new, simpler system)
13. "Did you know I am a Pioneer! I go out on secret missions!" - Tenchi and crew suddenly careen through the arena, dealing 30 damage to five random people.
14. "ME EAT YOU AAAAAAAAAAAP!!! TETSUUUOOO!!!" - Eats one character 'aaaaaaaap' for 30 damage ala Kirby.
15. "Darkness beyond Twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows, buried in the stream of time is there your power grows!!! I Pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand with the power bestowed by you to my unworthy hand!!! DRAAAAGON SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!" - Omega uses a powerful bomb to deal 40 damage to EVERYONE.
(Note: The way the hazard is triggered is actually an in-joke. Let's jsut say the Dragon Slave is a very common hazard in my system. Two Slayers hazards and this.)
(Note 2: The Daisy Me Bigjiggles thing isn't to good of a match really - It wouldn't fit here (This set is EXCLUSIVELY Deatheye Omega) It only partially fits under Chip and Walter (Which is intended for hazards in an of themselves) and DOES NOT fit in the Slayers set (Where Naga is already one of the hazards.) Sorry, I jsut had to say that. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">)
16. "ZOOBOMAFOO-" MT: SHUT UP DEATHEYE OMEGA!!! "Nobody Loves me..." - Nothing happens. <P>Time Trouble set (8), 9 hazards
The kids love to help you out, but look out for the little **** sterling silver and the evil Tinsuits... Okay, they're not evil in an of themselves.
1. Kedzie Collington - I suggest Immediate Panic - Everyone beings to Panic for no appearant reason, confusing the entire arena.
(Note: How'd you guess?
)2. Luis Santiago - The PiE - Mister Santiago throws PiEs at people, Blinding two random targets, one of which will ALWAYS be a Boss.
3. Lucky Chan - "Lucky Chan's Super Unrealistic Quick Catch!" - When the randomly selected ally is thrown out fo the ring (K.O.'ed.) Lucky will catch them. (Reraise)
(Note: I've decided to combine Artie Tafts' hazards, this hazard, and a few new ones into a new set... Later. *yawns*
4. Lienne Chan - "I'll Joke You!" - One of the bosses gets caught in her unescapable mood swing fury, and takes around 100 damage, give or take up to 10.
5. Katrice Georges - Medic Power - All allies gain 20 HP.
(Note: Actually a Phantasy Star IV reference by name (It's one of Demi's Skills) and anotehr case of All I could think of
6. Sarah Rose - ??? - One ally gains a ??? bonus effect. And no, you don't get to know what it is.
(Note: I probabyl coulda shoved ANTOHER Dragon Slave hazard here, but I didn't. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">)
7. Sterling Silver - Stupid little **** - Gets EVERYONE angry at him. All negative effects in the next turn must target him.
8. Pierre Pig - Meat Cleaver - joins the party with 50 HP, 0 MP, and Auto-Beserk.
9. Duster Skunk - Holoteaser - Who knows what will happen here???
10. Gearshift - Gunfire - Opens fire on one ally for 50 damage.
11. Tinsuite Armada - Attempted Capture - The Shabernidgu Hazard Take 3. Five 300 HP, 0 MP tinsuites become the new boss.<P>(note: If anyone wants to see my new hazard lists, I'll post them once they're fully updated)<p>[This message has been edited by SSDogbert22 (edited 01-28-2002).]
