NUCLEAR POWERED GERBILS UNITE!!

[Slane]

Fear the Jackie Chan Adventures quotes...OR I SHALL DROP TOHRU ON YOU ALL!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>Hyper: Uh...I don't know that much about Nick Jr. anime from the '80s, but keep on with the cartoon theme songs!<P>Oh-dee-ay! Tales Spin! Oh-dee-oh! Tales Spin! Uh...something and something and something else with another Tales Spin!<P>I suck with cartoon theme songs.<P>Oh, this is the story about a guy named Al
Who lived in the sewer with his hamster pal...<p>[This message has been edited by Slane (edited 02-02-2002).]

[ZOMBIE USER 5778]

*Jester: Why the hell are we still here?
G24: It's fun.
Jester: The hell it is. I'm getting out of here.*<P>(Jester is about to jump when the dynamite Haipaa-san threw detonates.)<P>*Jester and G24(burned to a crisp): Damn.<P>------------------
Shadow: Playtime is overrrrr!!!
Gearshift: Die! Die! Die!

[Haipaa-san]

*Hyper pulls a 250 lb. potbelly pig out of her afro and puts it on the floor*
Hee hee hee . . . <P>*imitating Fire Marshall Bill from "In Living Color"*<P>Lemme show ya somethin'!!!<P>*kicks the pig over Slane's head and hits Dub in the face with it*<P>It's GOOD!!
*Holds up arms like a football ref*<P>*starts singing* Happy, happy!! Joy, joy!! Happy, happy!! Joy, joy!! Happy, happy!! Joy, joy!! Happy, happy!! Joy, joy!! Happy, happy!! Joy, joy!! Happy, happy!! Joy, joy!!
Happy, happy . . . um . . . Golly, what comes after "Happy, happy!!"?<P>Slane: Uh, "Joy, joy"?<P>*gives Slane some frozen Chocky-Mayo on a stick*<P>Yeah! Yer a very intelligent imbecile! <P>*everyone stares at Hyper*<P>*singing* We're tiny! We're toony!! We're all a little loony! And now this cartoony has invaded your tv!!<P>*starts singing like Michael Jackson*<P>Dundundun . . . hee!! Dundundundundundunn! Whoo! Dundundun . . . ha! Dundundundundunn! Ooh! Dundundun! Dundundun! Hoo! Dundundun, dundundun, dundundundundun! Doodoodoodoodoo, INSPECTOR GADGET!! Ha!! *grabs crotch* Hee, hee! Unh! Doodoodoodoodoo, Inspector Gadget!!
Ah!! *does the Moonwalk* Cha'mon!! Ah, hee, hee!! GO, GADGET, GO!! *kicks her leg out, M.J. style* GO, GADGET, GOOOOOO!! *spins around* HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!<P>*a huge gust of wind blows everyone out of the MB*<P>MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! Feel my power, little beans! For, in reality, I am . . .
*strikes a super-dynamic pose*
CAPTAIN SHINYPANTS!!! <P>*everyone blinks*<P>No relation to Spoungebob Squarepants!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
*singing* Ooooooooooh . . . Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! SPOUNGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!<P>Dub: Now, look what you've done, Slane! She's starting it all over again!<P>Slane: @_@; ;<P>*Hyper pulls a guitar out of her afro and starts singing like a drunken country-western singer* One fine day, with a woof and a purr; a baby was born and it caused a little stir!<P>Greilz: Must, steal socks . . .<P>Hyper(singing). . .CatDog!! CatDog!! Alone in the world with a li'l CatDog!!<P>
*throws dynamite at everyone and blows up the MB, AGAIN*<P>KACHOOCHOOKACHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">
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I have rabies an' a one-celled monkey in my brain!! Care for some gopher?

[Haipaa-san]

<P>Dr. Claw: I'll get you next time Gadget!! Next time!!<P>Mad Cat: Mrow!!<P>Gadget: . . . .<P>Penny: Unca Gadget?<P>Gadget: I think Dr. Claw's got his thumb up that cat's @$$!<P>Chief Quimby: Aw, yeah . . he's definitley doin' that cat . . .<P>Mad Cat: Mrow!! @_@;;;;<P>^__________________________^<P>I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!!! *yells like Tarzan and swings around the MB like a li'l monkey*
Gimme all yer goat cheese or I shall make the most annoying sound in the world! *imitates the Emergency Broadcast System* Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*takes a deep breath* Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . . .
*everyone gives Hyper their goat cheese and Chocky-Mayo* eeeeeeep!!<P>*turns up her stereo sky high and turns on her 1,000 hour long CD of Goat-Boy's Greatest Hits*
*making obscene barnyard animal noises*
MOOMOO!!BAABAA!!MOOMOO!!BAABAA!!MOOMOO!!BAABAA!!MOOMOO!!BAABAA!!
HEE-HAW!! COCK-A-DOODLE DOO!!
*imitating a stoned sheep*
BAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAABAAAAAAAA . .
*imitating a pissed-off sheep*
BAAABAAABAAAABAAA$%@#&*#@!!!!!!
*imitating a dead sheep*
.......................................................................<P>*does her interpretive dance of mold growing on lunch meat*<P>
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I have rabies an' a one-celled monkey in my brain!! Care for some gopher?