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by **Slane** on Fri Jan 18, 2002 10:21 am

Welcome, Ms. Insane Lady. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">I'd start acting silly to match the psychotic message you have just posted, but I'm low on my already low supply of humor and wit. If you can say I have wit...Since Dub isn't here yet, I'll give my two cents in a highly unsuccessful, pathetic excuse for comedy...1. Chuck Jones, Tex Avery, and...uh...can't think of any others at the moment.2. You'll have to wait for Dub on that one. BTW, why is Fat Albert on all of these shirts lately?3. Adriana.4. Is it a vitamin or a mineral?5. DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH WALTER! HE IS THE SUPREME LORD AND MASTER OF THE NERDS! Now, give me the chainsaw, now!6. Yes. Dub doesn't pay him enough.7. The Tick is going to be very annoyed about that.8. Yes, for I am the Toad.9. [Burnt to a crisp.] Anyone got some aloe?10. Uh...okay...what are you smoking? Everyone knows that Kedzie actually has hamster feet. Duh!Again, welcome, Haipaa-san. I think you're going to fit in just fine around here.

by **Haipaa-san** on Fri Jan 18, 2002 12:52 pm

*laughing like she's crazy* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAheeheeGAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAHAAHAAAA!!
*takes a deep breath* HAAAHAHAAAHAAHAAWAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHA!!*inna deep voice* Beware, the sticky notes of the Apocolypse are upon us! *jumps up and down* Quick!! Grab all the Cheeze ya can!! *eye twitches violently*
NARF!! heeheeheehee . . .Don't mind me, I have a one-celled primate burrowing a nest into my brain so it can lay its eggs! ^^ *whispering* When it chews on my brainstem, I hear voices . . one of 'em sounds like Mike Tyson on acid, the other one sounds like Harpo Marx . . he talks to me by spelling his name backwards in chicken gravy! *pulls on her antenna* I have a tiny antenna sticking out of my head, I think it's a strange growth, but at least I can get the pay-per-veiw channels for free! *twitches* Uh-oh . . my voices are talking to me again; one of them wants me to plaster the Sears Tower in bacon grease and the other wants me to stick dynamite in Dub's pants! Speakin' of rasin-nut bread boy, I got some questions fer yas, Dub-man!*imitating Regis what's-his-butt*For two-hundred dollars and a Pocket Gopher . . .1. Who's your favorite animation director? Chuck Jones, Tex Avery, Osamu Tezuka, the Fleisher Brothers, John K., and Ralph Bakshi are some of my faves.2. What? No Fat Albert jokes? Fat Albert was the shaboozy-jammy-jamm back in the day! Tsk, tsk . . 3. What's my middle name?!4. Want some Chocky-Mayo?5. Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle? *pulls out a chainsaw* Hey, Walter! C'mere!6. Is that Chip in those Aflac commercials?7. There IS no spoon . . .8. Can you stick out yer tongue and touch yer forehead?9. *throws dynamite and blows up everyone on the MB*10. Kedzie's got mouse-breasts . . . run away!!That is all! *stuffs dynamite down Dub's pants and rides away on her invisible unicycle* ^________________^ BAAAANZAAAAAAAIII!!! ------------------

I have rabies an' a one-celled monkey in my brain!! Care for some gopher?

by **Greliz** on Sat Jan 19, 2002 6:46 am

*steals Haipaa-San's socks*AAAAAAAAA!! I KNOW THAT YOU'VE COME FOR THE MOLERAT DNA!!!YOU WILL NEVER GET IT!!! BY THE POWER INVESTED IN MERV GRIFFIN, YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!!! ENEKCHUK!!!
*answers the questions*1) I'm partial to the vans without the windows.2) The jokes are there, you're not allowed to see them, molerat thief. >=P3) Evil Molerat Thief4) ONLY IF YOU ABANDON YOUR EVIL MOLERAT HARMING MISSION.5) You touch Walter and you get a Wetbread enema.6) No, it's Gilbert Gottfried.7) Maybe you shouldn't have eaten it.8) Yes, and I can stick my whole fist in my mouth.9) *responds with a Wetbread enema*10) ONLY THE SHADOW KNOWS!!! AND HE WON'T TELL FOR LESS THAN A BUCK FIFTY!!!I'M ONTO YOU!!*runs towards an icecream truck*------------------
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of throughly useless information."

by **Tails-sama the GG** on Sun Jan 20, 2002 11:57 am

ANSWERTIME! HUH-haha.1// THOSE AREN'T RABBITS, THOSE ARE BUNNIES!2// Carrots are good for your eyes, but can they dial a phone?3// WAII!4// PH33R THE MAN WITH HAIR LIKE SPIKEY FRENCH FRIES!5// There's a bong in my furnace room...6// SHUT UP AND TOUCH THE MONKEY!7// Backstreet's back, alright?!?!8// I'd like to buy a vowel.9// DEE KAY! DONKEY KONG! HUH! DEE KAY! DONKEY KONG IS HERE!!10// NAIR BOMB!!!------------------
This fox can skate, grind, jump, tag, and dance.

by WB on Mon Jan 21, 2002 1:12 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Don't mind me, I have a one-celled primate burrowing a nest into my brain so it can lay its eggs! ^^ *whispering* When it chews on my brainstem, I hear voices . . [/quotes]You too. One of them sounds remarkably like Oprah Winfrey on Helium! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">[quote]one of 'em sounds like Mike Tyson on acid, the other one sounds like Harpo Marx . . <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh dear. There are things you can take for that you know.... <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>he talks to me by spelling his name backwards in chicken gravy! *pulls on her antenna* I have a tiny antenna sticking out of my head, I think it's a strange growth, but at least I can get the pay-per-veiw channels for free!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Just gravy? He's a wuss. Real men use butter. And not that I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT CRAP stuff. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>*twitches* Uh-oh . . my voices are talking to me again; one of them wants me to plaster the Sears Tower in bacon grease and the other wants me to stick dynamite in Dub's pants!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey hot mama - theres already dynamite in this mans pants....BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**audience groans** <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Speakin' of rasin-nut bread boy, I got some questions fer yas, Dub-man!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>LET HER RIP! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>For two-hundred dollars and a Pocket Gopher . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>What??? NO CAR??? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>1. Who's your favorite animation director? Chuck Jones, Tex Avery, Osamu Tezuka, the Fleisher Brothers, John K., and Ralph Bakshi are some of my faves.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>**HEAD EXPLODES**Chuck Jones, Bob McKimson, Bob Clampett, Friz Freleng, Arthur Davis (Looney Tunes)Tex Avery, EARLY Hanna Barbera (referring to early Tom and Jerry only as thats when I think its thier best period)Max and Dave Fliescher (Popeye), Osamu Tezuka (Astro Boy - I CANT WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATED MANGA !!!! ONLY A FEW MORE MONTHS!!! ^____________^)Surprsingly - the only thing of Ralph Bakshi I ever liked was the new Mighty Mouse.Jack Hannah (Donald Duck - Original Toons)Kia Asiyama - (Martian Succesor Nadesico - its like Giant Robot Anime on acid)And last but not least Studio Gainax for Evangelion and Nadia: Secret Of Blue Water - probably two of the best and most innovative anime series I have ever seen. ^__^ And in a world where pretty much ALL animes are starting to look the same now, thats saying a lot. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>2. What? No Fat Albert jokes? Fat Albert was the shaboozy-jammy-jamm back in the day! Tsk, tsk . . <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>HEY HEY HEY!!!!! ^___________^ **hehehehe** Wait for it.... <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>3. What's my middle name?!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Cleophus <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>4. Want some Chocky-Mayo?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>EEEW!!! That sounds like something thats been left in the sun too long to congeal

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>5. Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle? *pulls out a chainsaw* Hey, Walter! C'mere!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>No - but a one eyed fish swims sideways! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>6. Is that Chip in those Aflac commercials?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>No - thats a very annoying Gilbert Gottfried <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>7. There IS no spoon . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>The Tick would not like to hear you say that <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>8. Can you stick out yer tongue and touch yer forehead?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I think that the only people that can do that are in the Porn industry.... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>9. *throws dynamite and blows up everyone on the MB*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Save your resources my friend. We are not your enemies. Now theres a guy I know by the name of Warlorn that I should hook you up with.YOUD LIKE HIM! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>10. Kedzie's got mouse-breasts . . . run away!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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by **Haipaa-san** on Mon Jan 21, 2002 4:01 am

Buh-tter Toast!!! My tongue is stuck in the toaster again, Double D!!Ladies an' gentlefreaks . . . Give it up for the only brother who doesn't have his own show on UPN, WB!!
*barks like a chicken*Dun' worry, I already have Alex Cottage-cheese Booty's number . . . I throw dynamite at people I like! *throws more dynamite at Slane and Greilz* <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">heh . . . dynamite in his pants!
*in a high-pitched, girly voice*
I bet you say that to ALL the wabbits! *smashes a pie in Dub's face* Eh, sorry Dub-o-matic, but it's gonna take more than a Fourth of July sparkler and two burnt matches to impress me!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">*runs away laughing*------------------

I have rabies an' a one-celled monkey in my brain!! Care for some gopher?

by **Tails-sama the GG** on Mon Jan 21, 2002 5:01 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Haipaa-san:
Tails-sama: Here . . *gives Tails-sama a half-eaten peice of old baloney*
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>YAY! MIINE! *runs away with half-eaten peice of old balogna* FEAR MY BALOGNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!...The Weird Al song, "My Balogna" comes to mind <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

by **Slane** on Mon Jan 21, 2002 8:25 am

Ed: I'm in my happy place, Double-D!I love these pointless posts with numerous esoteric references. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">Lena: This could just about pass for conversation.
Bit: If you can call something as mundane as this a conversation.Alien: Have you smelled Donkey Kong's loincloth lately?
Zoidberg: Yes. Yes I have.Does "elope" actually rhyme with "Coke"?[This message has been edited by Slane (edited 01-21-2002).]

by **Haipaa-san** on Mon Jan 21, 2002 9:56 am

BIG . . . FAT . . . CANDY!!! huh??I'm a nocturnal reptilian canine-type mammal of the class Hyper-sapiens! I was created inna test tube with the DNA of several paranoid manic-depressive lab rats. The scientists who created me called me "Hypervious hyperdelica psychoreallycrazious" . . right before I ate them! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> If yas can't tell *screaming* I'M A MUTANT! heeheeheeI am Hyper! Fear me, puny mortals! And worship the Cheeze!Slane: "Lady"?!! *looks around* Who came in?? *jumps up and bites Slane on the head*Greilz: I'm not wearing any socks!! *beats Greilz with a dead fish* Bad monkey!! No scrambled calves' brains for youuu . . .Tails-sama: Here . . *gives Tails-sama a half-eaten peice of old baloney* Okay, you win! *thows chainsaw out of the window, it lands on a 72 year-old woman and her little poodle* I'll just beat Sterling over the head with my bag of hammers!*chases after Sterling* Come back here! I'm gonna beat ya until yer whiter than Michael Jackson in a snowstorm!!Wait!!! @_@;;;Don't forget the Chocky-Mayo!! Yes, Choco-Mayo; the chocolate flavored mayonnaise in a squeezeable tube!*sucks on tube of Chocky-Mayo* Guaranteed to clog your arteries and to cause temporary insanity! If ya look real hard you might be able to find a rusty nail *coughs up a dead goldfish* or, the occasional dead goldfish! *eats goldfish* It's Choco-Mayo; now available in Creamy Garlic, Sweet n' Sour Pork, Roadkill, and new Strawberry Banana Passion flavors!*puts a pair of pantyhose filled with sausages on her head and sucks on her tube of Chocky-Mayo*------------------

I have rabies an' a one-celled monkey in my brain!! Care for some gopher?

by **SDF Jerry P** on Tue Jan 22, 2002 5:36 am

Is it safe to refer her to the MoFo? She'd definitely fit in with the rest of us loons.
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by **ZOMBIE USER 5778** on Wed Jan 23, 2002 1:56 am

(G24 and Jester are standing on a platform overlooking the MB.)*G24: Haipaa-san is the kind of person who shouldn't hang around squirrels.
Jester: Yeah. She's nuts.*(Jester ducks as Haipaa-san runs past spraying Chocky-Mayo)*Jester: And you actually hang out with these people?*
*G24: Yep.
Jester: That's sad.
G24: I know.*(Both G24 and Jester duck as Haipaa-san runs past again.)------------------
Shadow: Playtime is overrrrr!!!
Gearshift: Die! Die! Die!

by **Greliz** on Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:18 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Haipaa-san:
Greilz: I'm not wearing any socks!! *beats Greilz with a dead fish* Bad monkey!! No scrambled calves' brains for youuu . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>o_oYou've entered MY turf now....NO ONE uses a dead fish on the Bag-Wearin', Trout-Totin' Hombre and gets away with it.....*unsheathes the Trout 'O Death*BEHOLD!!! BE AFRAID!! VERY AFRAID!!!!!*whaps Haipaa with the Trout 'O Death, steals her feet, and shoves several demonic Tribbles down her back, and administers a Wetbread enema*FEAR MY WRATH, FOR A BIG WRATH I HAVE!!!*runs*------------------
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of throughly useless information."

by **Haipaa-san** on Wed Jan 23, 2002 10:54 am

CORNFLAKES AN' HAGGIS!!:P------------------

I have rabies an' a one-celled monkey in my brain!! Care for some gopher?

by **Haipaa-san** on Wed Jan 23, 2002 11:15 am

Huh??I'm talking to myself, hello self! Care for some gopher? . . . *gives Greilz some cheese* You remind me of my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great . . . uh, that old person who likes to stick sharp objects up my nose!! She once told me, and I quote:&*YFVBATTWE&^$@$ JHURTRADWFF&*! *&^!$@GGHGASX
RWYYU!*&#^JHGGFFS . . . Get AWAY from me, @$$ monkey!!I hope you all have learned from that!
*walks away so the nice, hairy peoples can ponder her wisdom . . then turns around and shoots custard out of her sub-machine gun, covering everyone in gooey goodness*
*screams like a deep-voiced man and slaps Greilz*Stealing feet?! You naughty,nasty boy!!
But . . . I don't have any feet! Oh, well!
*starts covering the walls in bacon grease*
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I have rabies an' a one-celled monkey in my brain!! Care for some gopher?

by **Slane** on Fri Jan 25, 2002 7:23 am

[Slane stands still, burnt to a crisp, tears rolling down his eyes.]You like me! You really like me! The insanity is spreading once again... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">[Notices Dub is stealing answers from him and Greliz. Hits him with a pointer.] Mr. Gray! There will be no cheating in my classroom! Do I have to send you to Principal Kedzie's office?! SHAPE UP!More pointless quotes:[Section 13 government agent knocks on the airplane restroom door.]
Uncle: Go away! I am busy!
Agent: Uh...you've been in the lavatory since takeoff!
Uncle: [Opens door, revealing numerous beakers and test tubes.] That's right! Laboratory! Do you want Jackie to defeat the ultimate evil, yes? Then go away! Let Uncle work!No one will understand this quote...

by **ZOMBIE USER 5778** on Sat Jan 26, 2002 3:28 am

When people start qouting from Jackie Chan Adventures it's scary.------------------
Shadow: Playtime is overrrrr!!!
Gearshift: Die! Die! Die!

by WB on Sun Jan 27, 2002 9:37 am

Mad. You've all gone positively - stark raving, lunatic bonkers MAD.... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">------------------

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by **Haipaa-san** on Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:38 am

*pulls an accordian out of her afro and speaking in a super-lame German accent*Jaaaa!! Ish time fur da Hypesta ta jam on 'er squeezen-boxen! (German pals, please forgive me, I am a toaster!)*starts dancing around,playing her accordian and singing*Shake,shake,shake! Shake, shake, shake!
Shakey ya bootay!! Jaa, das BOO-TAAY!!*alienates everyone on the MB*Jaa, man!! Get funky! I'm "Livin' la Vida POLKA"!! *jumps on a counter and starts dancing like M.J. in the "You Rock My World" video* Keep on with the force, don't stop! Don't stop 'till ya get enough! Keep on with the force, don't stop! Don't stop 'till ya get enough!
*does the "Retarded Jackass" dance and keeps singing* In another dimension, another time and space! A paralell universe is fallin' on it's face! In all of the chaos, who else could it be . . . but the animal adventurers from S.P.A.C.E!! BUCKY!! Captain Bucky O' Hare! *does the Curly shuffle* Nyuk, soitenly! Let's croak us some toad!!*starts chasing folks while singing and playing her accordian from hell, no really, it's shooting fireballs <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">*
Come along with the Snorks . . .
*all of the guys are screaming like yaks getting their foreheads stapled*
Hey, Hey, Hey . . . It's FAAAAAAT ALBERT!! And, I'm gonna sing a song for youuuu!Dub: Now, I know that she did not just go there!Slane: My GOD . . . she's MAD!!Hyper(still singing) And, Bill's gonna teach ya, a thing or twooo!Tails-sama: Does she have an "off" switch?!Hyper(singing) . . . Na,na,naa! Gonna have a good time . . . Hey, hey, heyyy!Greilz: @_@ ; ;*Hyper starts dancing like James Brown*Hyper(singing) Spin it!! Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom!! Let's begin it!Dub: Ack! Now, she's singing the theme from "Tale Spin"!!*Hyper continues to chase people around the MB*Hyper(singing) Heroes on the half-shell!
TURTLE POWER!!Slane: Stop, please!! I'll buy you all of the Chocky-Mayo in the WORLD!! Just, shut up!!Hyper(singing) It's a brand new day! Come out and play, with Rubear and his friends!Dub: Why is she singing the theme from the "Little Koala"?!Hyper: 'Cause Floppy the Rabbit ROCKS!!
<IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">Slane: She's obsessed with old Nick Jr. anime from the 1980's!! Run for your lives!Hyper(singing) Can somebody PLEASE cue dat boid?! *makes bird noises* Samurai Pizza Cats!! Where do ya go, when ya want some pepperoni?! Tails-sama: What is she smoking?!Hyper(singing) Denver, the last Dinosaur!!*everyone screams and runs away from Hyper*
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I have rabies an' a one-celled monkey in my brain!! Care for some gopher?

by **True Red** on Mon Jan 28, 2002 6:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Hyper(singing) Heroes on the half-shell!
TURTLE POWER!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>As long as you're singing that theme song, I'll join you. ^_^Darkwing Duck's theme would be another welcome addition.

by **ZOMBIE USER 5778** on Tue Jan 29, 2002 2:11 am

SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!!! BOOYAKA!!!

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