<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Don't mind me, I have a one-celled primate burrowing a nest into my brain so it can lay its eggs! ^^ *whispering* When it chews on my brainstem, I hear voices . . [/quotes]<P>You too. One of them sounds remarkably like Oprah Winfrey on Helium! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>[quote]one of 'em sounds like Mike Tyson on acid, the other one sounds like Harpo Marx . . <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Oh dear. There are things you can take for that you know....<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>he talks to me by spelling his name backwards in chicken gravy! *pulls on her antenna* I have a tiny antenna sticking out of my head, I think it's a strange growth, but at least I can get the pay-per-veiw channels for free!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Just gravy? He's a wuss. Real men use butter. And not that I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT CRAP stuff. <P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>*twitches* Uh-oh . . my voices are talking to me again; one of them wants me to plaster the Sears Tower in bacon grease and the other wants me to stick dynamite in Dub's pants!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Hey hot mama - theres already dynamite in this mans pants....<P>BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<P>**audience groans**<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Speakin' of rasin-nut bread boy, I got some questions fer yas, Dub-man!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>LET HER RIP!<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>For two-hundred dollars and a Pocket Gopher . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>What??? NO CAR???<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>1. Who's your favorite animation director? Chuck Jones, Tex Avery, Osamu Tezuka, the Fleisher Brothers, John K., and Ralph Bakshi are some of my faves.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>**HEAD EXPLODES**<P>Chuck Jones, Bob McKimson, Bob Clampett, Friz Freleng, Arthur Davis (Looney Tunes)<P>Tex Avery, EARLY Hanna Barbera (referring to early Tom and Jerry only as thats when I think its thier best period)<P>Max and Dave Fliescher (Popeye), Osamu Tezuka (Astro Boy - I CANT WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATED MANGA !!!! ONLY A FEW MORE MONTHS!!! ^____________^)<P>Surprsingly - the only thing of Ralph Bakshi I ever liked was the new Mighty Mouse.<P>Jack Hannah (Donald Duck - Original Toons)<P>Kia Asiyama - (Martian Succesor Nadesico - its like Giant Robot Anime on acid)<P>And last but not least Studio Gainax for Evangelion and Nadia: Secret Of Blue Water - probably two of the best and most innovative anime series I have ever seen. ^__^ And in a world where pretty much ALL animes are starting to look the same now, thats saying a lot.<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>2. What? No Fat Albert jokes? Fat Albert was the shaboozy-jammy-jamm back in the day! Tsk, tsk . . <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>HEY HEY HEY!!!!! ^___________^ **hehehehe** Wait for it....<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>3. What's my middle name?!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Cleophus<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>4. Want some Chocky-Mayo?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>EEEW!!! That sounds like something thats been left in the sun too long to congeal

<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>5. Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle? *pulls out a chainsaw* Hey, Walter! C'mere!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>No - but a one eyed fish swims sideways! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>6. Is that Chip in those Aflac commercials?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>No - thats a very annoying Gilbert Gottfried <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>7. There IS no spoon . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>The Tick would not like to hear you say that <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>8. Can you stick out yer tongue and touch yer forehead?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I think that the only people that can do that are in the Porn industry.... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>9. *throws dynamite and blows up everyone on the MB*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Save your resources my friend. We are not your enemies. Now theres a guy I know by the name of Warlorn that I should hook you up with.<P>YOUD LIKE HIM! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>10. Kedzie's got mouse-breasts . . . run away!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
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