Sarah's poor dad...

Troophead · Post by **Troophead** » Sat Dec 15, 2001 8:07 am

GAWD, it must seriously suck for people to call him "Mr. Rose" all the time. Can you imagine being a male of that family? He joins the army... "ONE HUNDRED PUSHUPS, ROSE!" He joins the WWF.. "oooh and THE ROSE is smashing THE EXECUTIONER with an ARMCHAIR!" He becomes a torturer.. "ROSE has ways of making you talk.." He becomes a military dictator. "ALL HAIL LORD ROSE!" Or an emperor. "We who are about to die salute you! HAIL ROSE!" He goes to court.. "ROSE, please rise." He becomes a politician for the Socialist Party, and all the newspaper headlines read, "Roses Are Red!" Every time he proposed a controversial bill, the headlines would read, "Buzz Grows Around Rose's Thorny Issues". And if he had a Socialist daughter who got really depressed, the tabloids would all read "Roses are Red, Violet is blue." He'd go into Bath and Body Works and ask for some rose scented soap, and the sales lady would sniff him. If he joined the NBA his nickname wouldn't be Air Jordan, it'd be "Air Rose"... and if reporters asked where he was, his agents would be like, "Follow the Air Rose." Or if he killed somebody, all the media would be saying would be "Person Found Shot By Air Rose." And if he suddenly got into Caribbean music, he'd be the Air Rose With The Cornrows. Or if he joined the Forum, all the Forumers would all say "Rose Goes To MoFo, Yo!" I guess if he were Tuxedo Mask or something the name would be all right, but otherwise..God, if I were him, I'd go in for a name change.

ZOMBIE USER 5778 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 5778** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 12:24 pm

What kind of crack were you on when you made that post?(Performs a flying kick on Troophead and then looks around.)That's two now. Only five more to go.------------------
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Samanfur the Fox · Post by **Samanfur the Fox** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 12:46 pm

You`ve never met my Dad, Troop. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">Whilst they may`ve called him `Pansy`, `Petunia` or `Daffodil` (amongst other things) in school, he`s over six feet tall, respectably built with it, has a fondness for black and a shotrt temper, and anyone who doesn`t call him Mister Rose when he wants to be formal would be either suicidal or stupid. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

Troophead · Post by **Troophead** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 5:41 am

No crack, it's just something I've been considering for a long time. Sad, isn't it? Heh. Dubs should put your dad in this comic strip one day. Make him kick Silver's behind to kingdom come.

WB · Post by WB » Fri Dec 21, 2001 4:46 am

ROTFLOL !!!!!!!! OMG that is hilarious ^^ You should show your dad this post Sam - he'd have a fit <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">------------------

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