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Note: "Color Pickle Jar Comic" is not endorsed by Joe unless he says so, and colors used for characters may not be the ones he had in mind. That guy, that other guy, elf guy, bad guy, nurse girl, other girl, wizard dude, other old dude, doped-out guy, and assorted henchmen are copyright of Joe, as will the names be once he comes up with them. Offer available in United States, Canada, Mexico, and Cuba. US patent 124.B494, 124.R765 and 124.89T. Consult your physician before viewing any colored comic strips. Side effects include fatigue, loss of coordination, surprise, neat costumes, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope. Lab studies show that colored comic strips result in poor behavior in lab animals. Seriously. The things are out of control. Just the other day I had one grab me by my collar and flick my ear repeatedly. They're insane I tell you.