The thing about Keenspace

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 7:58 am

y'know, we actually get pretty good service for what we pay. Get it? Keenspace is free, and the service is CRAPPY!
Ah, but I can't complain. I love keenspace, whether they constantly have problems or not.
Everyone seems to be having problems FTPing 'n crap lately so comics are always late. Like mine today, for example. Only my problem isn't FTPing, my problem is that the update service is frozen. I'm pretty sure that I'm the exact same number in queue that i was last night when i last checked.
Anyhoo, I have a little present for you faithful fans. it's today's comic, all spiffy like.
image removed because it was screwing with my logs
There you go. Have fun. ------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>[This message has been edited by The Joester (edited 08-10-2001).][This message has been edited by The Joester (edited 08-27-2001).]

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sat Aug 11, 2001 12:17 am

Hey... don't you dis the space...
Well, alright you can.
But I remeber a time when the service was ultra boss... I do.
Yep. I'm so old.------------------
Oy! You there! Look!
<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!

Andrew The SuperBrit · Sat Aug 11, 2001 5:24 am

What I'd really like to know is how you managed to get the penny out of there when the tweezers (they're tweezers, right?) have one side up each nostril, so they'd only get about 10-15cms up there.
Yes, I have too much time on my hands. My other two online hobbies both fell through in the past two weeks. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">------------------
-- AndrewThe Big Book of British Pick-Up Lines:"I'm British, so come heat me up, baby""I'm British, so come whiten my teeth, baby""Come to Britain and get 'wet', baby"

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Sat Aug 11, 2001 9:33 am

Those are pliers, baby. I wasn't dissing the 'space. Without the space, no one would be boosting my ego. ------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

MHaelG · Post by **MHaelG** » Sat Aug 11, 2001 10:18 am

Why does Jackie still have the monster hands she had when she attacked the penguin in this one?

Knomey · Post by **Knomey** » Sat Aug 11, 2001 10:42 am

Cause monster hands are all the rage, baby. I got myself a lizard tail. It's the goszilla look.Heehee. And I expect service is going to be better now. O_o There's a post in 'Help Center' that explains why things have been so wiggy these two weeks. ------------------
Put the scythe down and turn around slowly.
<A HREF="http://lawngnome.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>lawngnome.keenspace.com</A>

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 1:45 am

wow, Jackie's hands are large.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 2:01 am

that's just how i draw hands. ------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 3:54 am

Those aren't that big.
Didn't you ever see Shinkuapalsdkmcas...
Shinku before.
Of course that comic has ended now...
But the archives are still there.------------------
Oy! You there! Look!
<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 6:21 am

...She says as the forum breaks down for days------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 6:32 am

Yeah!...do that

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 3:53 am

Well, I have a confession about my hands. They aren't exactly 100%...real. I have hand implants.
...But they look real, don't they?! And that's all that matters!

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 6:25 am

yes, but they do make little whirring sounds when they move. ------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 6:54 am

No Can Do

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:14 am

Sorry Jackie.. but they look a little... How can I put this? ...Large... sorry to break it to you.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 4:45 am

why is it that so many people have come to my site from this thread?

Psiogen · Post by **Psiogen** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 10:55 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Joester:
why is it that so many people have come to my site from this thread?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Those aren't real visits. Because you posted a picture from your site here, everytime someone comes to this thread, it registers as a referral for you.Godfuckingdamn fake plastic-flowers-with-clear-plastic-dewdrops-on-them horseshit pseudoreferrals...No, I am NOT an angry person. Dickflick.------------------
Sylvan
Read <A HREF="http://spork.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Spork</A>, the only comic proven to be severely damaging the fabric of the universe.

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 12:49 am

Maybe they're attracted to the banana on my shirt.I have sad news regarding that shirt, since Joe N. brought it up. It shrunk. GASP!

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 2:32 am

Warning: really bad, somewhat off-color, groaner of a joke ahead.
Yeah, Joe makes my banana shrink too.
(I'm sorry, I really am, but I had to say it)

Andrew The SuperBrit · Mon Aug 27, 2001 2:36 am

Well, that's all that sells these days.------------------
-- AndrewThe Big Book of British Pick-Up Lines:1) "I'm British, so come heat me up, baby"2) "I'm British, so come whiten my teeth, baby"3) "Come to Britain and get 'wet', baby"