The thing about Keenspace

Postby The Joester on Fri Aug 10, 2001 7:58 am

y'know, we actually get pretty good service for what we pay. Get it? Keenspace is free, and the service is CRAPPY!
Ah, but I can't complain. I love keenspace, whether they constantly have problems or not.
Everyone seems to be having problems FTPing 'n crap lately so comics are always late. Like mine today, for example. Only my problem isn't FTPing, my problem is that the update service is frozen. I'm pretty sure that I'm the exact same number in queue that i was last night when i last checked.
Anyhoo, I have a little present for you faithful fans. it's today's comic, all spiffy like.
image removed because it was screwing with my logs
There you go. Have fun. <P>------------------
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Postby SuperJoe on Sat Aug 11, 2001 12:17 am

Hey... don't you dis the space...
Well, alright you can.
But I remeber a time when the service was ultra boss... I do.
Yep. I'm so old.<P>------------------
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<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
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Postby Andrew The SuperBrit on Sat Aug 11, 2001 5:24 am

What I'd really like to know is how you managed to get the penny out of there when the tweezers (they're tweezers, right?) have one side up each nostril, so they'd only get about 10-15cms up there.<P>
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Postby The Joester on Sat Aug 11, 2001 9:33 am

Those are pliers, baby. <P>I wasn't dissing the 'space. Without the space, no one would be boosting my ego. <P>------------------
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Postby MHaelG on Sat Aug 11, 2001 10:18 am

Why does Jackie still have the monster hands she had when she attacked the penguin in this one?
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Postby Knomey on Sat Aug 11, 2001 10:42 am

Cause monster hands are all the rage, baby. I got myself a lizard tail. It's the goszilla look.<P>Heehee. And I expect service is going to be better now. O_o There's a post in 'Help Center' that explains why things have been so wiggy these two weeks. <P>------------------
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Postby Geoff on Mon Aug 13, 2001 1:45 am

wow, Jackie's hands are large.
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Postby The Joester on Mon Aug 13, 2001 2:01 am

that's just how i draw hands. <P>------------------
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Postby SuperJoe on Mon Aug 13, 2001 3:54 am

Those aren't that big.
Didn't you ever see Shinkuapalsdkmcas...
Shinku before.
Of course that comic has ended now...
But the archives are still there.<P>------------------
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<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
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Postby The Joester on Mon Aug 13, 2001 6:21 am

...She says as the forum breaks down for days<P>------------------
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Postby The Joester on Mon Aug 13, 2001 6:32 am

Yeah!<P>...do that
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Postby In Stereo on Tue Aug 14, 2001 3:53 am

Well, I have a confession about my hands. They aren't exactly 100%...real. I have hand implants.<P>
...But they look real, don't they?! And that's all that matters!
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Postby The Joester on Tue Aug 14, 2001 6:25 am

yes, but they do make little whirring sounds when they move. <P>------------------
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Postby Geoff on Tue Aug 14, 2001 6:54 am

No Can Do
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Postby Geoff on Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:14 am

Sorry Jackie.. but they look a little... How can I put this? ...Large... sorry to break it to you.
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Postby The Joester on Sun Aug 26, 2001 4:45 am

why is it that so many people have come to my site from this thread?
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Postby Psiogen on Sun Aug 26, 2001 10:55 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Joester:
<B>why is it that so many people have come to my site from this thread?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Those aren't real visits. Because you posted a picture from your site here, everytime someone comes to this thread, it registers as a referral for you.<P>Godfuckingdamn fake plastic-flowers-with-clear-plastic-dewdrops-on-them horseshit pseudoreferrals...<P>No, I am NOT an angry person. Dickflick.<P>------------------
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Postby In Stereo on Mon Aug 27, 2001 12:49 am

Maybe they're attracted to the banana on my shirt.<P>I have sad news regarding that shirt, since Joe N. brought it up. It shrunk. GASP!
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Postby FilmBuff on Mon Aug 27, 2001 2:32 am

Warning: really bad, somewhat off-color, groaner of a joke ahead.<P>
Yeah, Joe makes my banana shrink too.<P>
(I'm sorry, I really am, but I had to say it)
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Postby Andrew The SuperBrit on Mon Aug 27, 2001 2:36 am

Well, that's all that sells these days.<P>------------------
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